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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You're my little pogchamp!"

Chat I need to be clicker trained :3

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My girlfriends apartment doesn't have a dishwasher and sometimes she'll leave for work before me so I'll do the dishes and clean up and make the bed and all that. And every time she's surprised I have done such a thing.

I mean... What asshole guys isn't doing this and why do the rest of us have to be compared to him!

There's a lot of heroes out there doing even less than the bare minimum making it a lot easier for those of us who put in any effort at all. Seems to get more common as I get older.

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He’s doing us a favor by setting the bar so low.

I have the same thing with my GF. I express my emotions regularly and she acts like I’m an EQ genius.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

2 years? I'd castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, you don't need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

"They're so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille Bluth

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk. 2 years later guy doesn't look like he's there by choice. That's a "begrudgingly accepted the inevitable" face

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they're being held captive for two years?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His thousand yard stare and the fact that he's stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saying "damn right" while being called a "good boy" makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trauma is complicated. It's going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean yeah she's cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There's quirky and there's annoying. It's a fine line that she isn't even attempting to stay on the right side of.

I support women's wrongs

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's two fucking frames of a comic.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two frames of an obnoxious girlfriend being consistently annoying over the course of 2 years, yes.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, not holding someone hostage any more?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you draw this cartoon? It's really weird that you're so keyed up to defend it

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I just saw some really weirdly incel stuff and responded.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Really? I would have thought an incel would be thirsting after a cartoon character no matter how annoying she is

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you're implying that there's two sides, where one of them is right, and that you need to educate us about which one it is.

do you see the irony?

you have a personal opinion and make it a decree by teaching it to others, and refusing to let others make their own opinion

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never teach anyone anything, got it.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i wonder where you draw the line

if i tell you to not eat onions, because they just don't taste good, how would you feel?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

My opinion has nothing to do with what others are saying. I think she's annoying based on the evidence in the comic, which demonstrates her being consistently annoying over a 2 year period.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Nah that's just dry humor

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like "not nearly that desperate"

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

better so, leaves more for us

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll figure it out when you're old enough to start dating

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.

don't you have other things to do?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.

Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

afaik, you started this

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I forfeit, she's all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

itt: trolls.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

2 years and her egg hasn't cracked yet?