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[โ€“] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago

This is why "fake it till you make it" should've been bullied out of existence.

What is this guy even saying? No one talks like that.

It's like being a cashier and saying "we are currently zeroed on our balances ๐Ÿค“" , lmao. Not only do you not have enough info to make this claim (ever), but you were beyond incompetent with the failure.

[โ€“] Whorehoarder 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't really get it, are they larping the government?

[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

In case you're not joking, they are the government - see the linked context (I've added a second "context" link with the exact screenshot)

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're larping James Bond/Jason Bourne/Jack Ryan, they are the government, and they're coming across as more Other Barry/Len Trexler (post Ludovico technique)/Nikolai Jakov.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Solid Archer reference. Hegseth is now Other Barry in my discourse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He kind of is though, holy shit

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

With his drinking, he might just be Sterling without the plot armor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The more you grow older, the more you realize everyone is LARPing everything, and it has always been that way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No one can see what Iโ€™m posting here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the hell does this just say hunter2???

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Does it? I just see *******

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just copied and pasted your comment. Does that look funny to you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Here, I'll try and help cleared the formatting, any better?

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Whats with the blank comment, pal?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

why is this comment prompting me for a password

[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Also haven't heard anyone mentioning this, but late on the Friday before this story was published, Hegseth's chief of staff sent a late night memo threatening anyone that leaks classified information to the press by saying they're going to start doing polygraph tests at DOD, and said

โ€œIf this effort results in information identifying a party responsible for an unauthorized disclosure,โ€ then such information โ€œwill be referred to the appropriate criminal entity for criminal prosecution,โ€

So threatening to turn Department of Defense employees over to the authorities for leaking classified information to reporters if they fail a polygraph (which isn't even admissible in court bc they give false positives so often).

Then it turns out, oops the guy trying to intimidate everyone texted classified information to a reporter in a group chat and now it's a story in the Atlantic

https://apnews.com/article/leaks-pentagon-polygraph-trump-investigation-685b08e14d813050a722cec89eb5c323

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Polygraphs aren't scientific anyway. All you're really doing is seeing if they're nervous or not.

Making someone nervous by threatening them with a polygraph is arguably more effective than the polygraph itself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I would wager a guess that they were contacted for a comment on the story before release and this is Hegseth telling everyone to shut up and not say anything to the press. Timing makes it seem related.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Damn, I've been so distracted with the everything else I didn't even think of that, but yeah sounds about right.

Little fucking fascists typing up their big scary memos to prove how much they love trampling on rights

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Yeah, we all use Signal at work. Pete said it's the most secure app"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"will be referred to the appropriate criminal entity for criminal prosecution"

I had to check that your quote was correct, because that doesn't seem like the words they probably meant to use. Though, now that I think of it, the current administration referring someone to a "criminal entity" is all too plausible.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

According to the AP it's a direct quote from the memo written by the finest legal minds Trump's money can buy

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is some cringey ass airsoft tacticool bs

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit people who larp Call of Duty say

People who actually do this for their job do not talk like this

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They are larpers - but i would even say real government larpers (is that a thing?) would do a much better job playing the government, than the trump bunch.

Larpers are known to be passionate about the subject.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does "clean on OPSEC" mean?

[โ€“] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OPSEC is Operational Security, basically they're saying that their communication channels are secure. Plot twist, they're not because they don't actually know who is on their signal chat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The question is who the fuck did they think they were adding?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

They're morons who don't have a clue what they're doing. They likely weren't thinking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Nothing. They were LARPing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

OPSEC means Operational Security. He texted a journalist that everything was still hush hush.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

our warriors

imagine becoming the secretary of defense and still being a larper

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It would suck for the Atlantic and Jeff Goldberg, but I almost hope that they charge him with distributing classified info for posting the plans. The courts would absolutely WRECK the government in that case

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That's probably why the government is saying nothing in the chat is classified.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The courts that are filled with judges simping for Trump, those courts?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Even if the courts ruled against them ( probably after 5 years of waffling about) what enforcement is going to happen?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Elon....We are Go for lunch!....I mean Launch!

... And the vehicle is going thru MECO Main engine cutoff.... That's when the vehicle is at its highest hydrozunamic temperature range.....

All this shit is old school NASA lingo that should stay in NASA where it matters. At home, I don't run around texting my wife "main motor engaged" when the washing machine starts to go chacka chacka. I say "yes ma'am, I'm doing the laundry.

We are launching this rocket in 5 minutes. Oh man look at how awesome the fireball looks! Stuff like that, not cryptic NASA shit that nobody cares about other than the engineers and the crew.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hopefully no deceptive button pressing this time @cRazi_[email protected] xoxo

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿคฃ I appreciate it

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Apparently shit like this is fine as long as you aren't Hillary Clinton.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You know what, at least the evil people are incompetent

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
  • Write to the group chat on a commercial platform with your non government phone (and have at least one member of the group in russia at the time)