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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To be honest, they should be called "Donut Plugs"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Donut bungs.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tim bits is what we use in Canada

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

What? They’re donut holes, Timbits is only from Tim hortons, that’s a trademark name.

It would be like calling all breakfast sandwiches McMuffins dude.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Show a Canadian this picture, ask them what it is, and you will get a 99.9% answer of Tim bits.

You may be technically correct, but you're wrong. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sure, let’s go down to McDonald’s and get “timbits”.

That was because tim hortons was the only place for a while, that’s stopped being the case about a decade ago when other places started offering them too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know what you're saying but at the same time, I'm living in the GTA. Everyone I know calls them timbits, correctly or incorrectly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Genericisation. It happens all the time!

Other examples (that are at least used generically in the UK).

Astroturf, bubble wrap, hoover, hovercraft, jacuzzi, rollerblades and tarmac.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Aspirin

(and bandaids in the US)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Recently learned that “dumpster” is a brand name for a “skip bin.”

“This skip bin fire of a government agency” just doesn’t have the same ring to it though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

they are mini filled doughnuts and larger than Timbits. its not the same thing, just because its small and round wont make it a timbit.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I've never once heard anyone ever refer to them as anything other than "Timbits", just as I've never heard anyone ask me to pass them a "facial tissue", and I've never heard of "hook and loop fastener" shoes. The word got genericized.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry dude, they're timbits

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Or all hook and loop, velcro.

Or all cotton swabs, q-tips.

Or all face tissues, kleenex.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

They're called 'timbits' to honour the founder who died in a horrific car accident. All that was left of him were bits of Tim.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah that’s stupid that’d be like calling printable camera film a Polaroid. NO ONE would EVER do that!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Or like calling all facial tissue "kleenex"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Let me photoshop this picture of a kleenex to look like it's stuck to a velcro strip...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Google, xerox, velcro, escalator are all trademark names as well, but people use them in a general sense. Sometimes trademark names become so popular that they get used in a general way, I don't know what's confusing you, this is a fairly common phenomenon

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I think you could even convince English people that "merry fizzlebombs" and "upsy stairsies" are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with "breaddystack" or "rickedy-pop" if you play your cards right.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Timbits. even if they are not form Timmy's

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

a Tim Hortons™️ Timbit™️

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Am I the only one that finds the whole "fake British words" genre of meme painfully unfunny?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Doughnut balls

We all know the holes are sent to Valhalla.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

in French: pets de nonne (nun's farts)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

France really is doing it to itself

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

In Japan they’re just doughnut balls. Mister Donut calls them “pops.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Munchkins. Idc if they aren't from Dunkin'.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I call them dough nuts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I just call them type II diabetes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Bread Berries

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