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It's real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

He tries so hard to be cool.

Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Money can't fix self esteem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can get you saint hood if you housed millions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You can at least go to the medium place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck. That one is kinda cool though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be funny if he had a sense of humor. I'm pretty sure he's serious though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not saying it's the coolest photo out there. It's just the first photo I've seen of him where it's not absolutely cringe at first glance.

Like, take any other photo of him, put somebody else there in the exact situation, and it's still a cringe photo. This one though? Nah, pretty cool if it was someone else. Thats all I was trying to get across

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can't imagine what it's like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us "no". It's a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

if only there was some way to get rid of the money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He probably is just Autistic

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Nah this isn't autism. Autism has issues understanding human social rules.

He understands just fine given his manipulations, he just doesn't care and actively works to smash them. That's sociopathy

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.

Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They do appear to call him "The Eye of Sauron" so, maybe the person writing this wasn't really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You...you gonna finish that...?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities

Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

complicated work algorithms

Pour more billions into VR!!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever dude. They're complicated. You couldn't understand.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

with an ass like that he could have 300 followers on insta!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This ad riddled slop factory is not "evidence"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I heard for night routine but day???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn't get absorbed into your body.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I expected to hear an older British man say: "And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, it's reelz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Iconic" :|

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