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[โ€“] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a swede having seen /r/foodporn's version of a cinnamon bun, all i can say is "we know".

For some reason, americans want cum on their buns. When called out for it, the whole swedish meme-reddit got banned ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Amerikaner och deras runkbullar....

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And yet these are how IKEA sells themโ€ฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

...in America

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not how they were in Germany nor Spain, in both of these places they had no white stuff over it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They are wrong then

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does a furniture store...?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ikea sells waaaaay more than just furniture. It's a little slice of Sweden in a giant metal shed. My guess is that American ikea sells glazed cinnamon buns because the Scandinavian ones are honestly a little bit shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I might have also just mixed up Ikea and Jysk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We won't judge you, if you don't judge us. It's the Japanese we really got to worry about

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good, your hatespeech against cinnamon buns has no place here or there

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They are the ones who perform hate crimes to the cinnamon bun. There is a correct way of making it, and it does not include jizz from a sugar plantation.

Have a look at how it's suppose to be done.

best fika in the world

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoever's cum that is should really visit their urologist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

they need to hydrate, when they take a piss they just sandblast the toilet

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dafuq is that? it's probably good, but it sure as fuck isn't a cinnamon bun.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is a kanelbulle. Also known as a swedish style cinnamon bun. It's great!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is one of those movies that I absolutely adored when it first came out, but I havenโ€™t ever really re-watched it in the decades since because Iโ€™m afraid it might not have aged well. And I prefer to remember it fondly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Just saw it again the other day. It's still really good imo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I think no comedy from the 80s or 90s has aged well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Naked Gun, The Mask, Hot Shots, Gremlins 2, Wayne's World, Groundhog Day, ...

Edit: I meant "Hot Shots" but typed "Top Gun"

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would expect most of Mike Meyers's work to do well because his jokes were always wordplay and fart humor, rather than racism and coping with being a cishet white guy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mini-me is considered to be outright hate speech and The Love Guru is nothing but racism

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

sigh...... Yeaahhhhh.....

.... Yeahhh...... Okay, that's fair. Mini me and fatjokes and racism.......... And ageism.... Yeah It's not good.

Love guru though, I wiped that pos from my memory. So, my humblest appogies on that mistake.

And don't get me wrong, now thinking back to when I last watched the austin powers movies, I remember thinking "these still actually hold up at all, but won't last a ton longer".

Damn.

My memory even of like three years ago had me only remembering the good parts.

What about Ace Ventura? Surel- fuck. I mean. There's gotta be an amount of space for accepting some parts of movies that would otherwise not hold up, right? Like, I'm sure these people have come with us in society and learned better as society has....right? ๐Ÿฅน

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just watched naked gun, aged like fine wine

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I wish that kind of slap stick comedy was still a thing, Top Secret is wonderful as well

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The old ZAZ movies were great because they knew to hang the constant gags on a plot that, threadbare as it was, made it a silly movie and not a tedious collection of parody sketches where the actors just don't bother changing costumes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A ton of movies from the 80s and 90s hold up well except for maybe one or two jokes that haven't aged well. In most cases, they could cut those specific jokes out without losing anything and the rest of the movie aged perfectly fine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but are you even familiar with Robin Williams's work?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Uhm... Space balls?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that you posted the broadcast TV edit of the movie, which wasn't allowed to show the famous cum joke on-screen.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think it's called There's Something About Mary?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My first thought was "why the fuck am I seeing a cum glazed slug earring?" Don't know if it's my brain or the design that is at fault here

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Bukakke earings

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Weird looks: +200%

Strangers attempting to lick ears: +3000%

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Sweden, where cinnamon buns are from, the use of this kind of glaze does not exist - we use pearl sugar instead.

Also, the concept of Soggy Biscuit in Swedish is called 'Runka bulle', which loosely translates to 'Wank Bun', where bun by default refers to a cinnamon bun. So anytime we see a cinnamon bun with glazing, this is the only thing that comes to mind.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

$4? That's a deal if I've ever seen one, especially in this economy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

At the very least change the angle of the earring a little bit...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought that the second one was a baked potato, also with cum. But it was just turned to the side.

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