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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

MAGA believes so many contrary things at the same time, this will just join the list of them. They will figure out a way to blame the Democrats, I'm sure. Some people will slurp it right up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Either way she lied.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is probably the only thing that will wake the MAGA diehards up. There are a lot of vile people that will vote for anyone who promises to, "own the libs," but the real Trump true believers have built an entire mythology around this Epstien/QAnon/Deep State bullshit. They're not going to accept, "Oh, nm, it was a suicide and there are no tapes or lists, my bad," as an answer. Couple this with the even sharper decline in their standard of living that's coming soon and they might actually turn on him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

QAnon doesn’t support Trump anymore. My mom is deep in that shit and the communications they send out say Trump is dead and the government is being run by the “deep state”. The weather is being controlled by the government blah blah blah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I'm getting that impression. I think there was a lot of hope when he pardon all those Jan-sixers, but Dan Bongino going on TV and announcing Epstien didn't kill himself seems to have been a turning point for a lot of them.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Facts don’t wake up MAGA diehards. Feelings will.

Right now, they’re in the cult through tribal mentality and loneliness. Imagine if a moral compass suddenly asked you to boycott “Every website ever made”. Even if that imperative was fact-based, many couldn’t do it.

Not discounting the part where they’re insanely evil, but many are afraid to face reality at this point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I don't think that it's facts that will wake them up, I think it's that Trump is moving to end the delusion. You can explain how child abduction isn't nearly as prevalent as they think it is, you can debunk their Wayfair child-trafficking conspiracy, you can prove that Comet Ping-Pong doesn't have a basement, and they will ignore those facts. They'll tell you it's deep-state propaganda to stop Trump. But if Trump tells them there's no deep-state and that they've wasted the last decade on a LARP? That's not gonna go over well.

And again, this is for the true-believers; some of them are vile, some of them are misguided, a lot of them are somewhere in between, but in the end, they all believe in the deep-state, human-trafficking, satanic-panic bullshit. There are plenty of Trump supporters who are just cruel little goblins who want Trump to hurt people, and they're not gonna give a shit about this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Uh oh, did someone finally ask a friend to help them read the clients list, only to find Donny on it?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Identify which one is the lie

...or they both are

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're hoping everyone forgot about this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It must be so disappointing to be MAGA. You're a nasty shit person to everyone, and just when you think you get what you've waited for or start to win, the goal posts move and nothing actually materializes... ever.

Border wall, Epstein files, cheaper prices, making America great... it's all just lies that will never come to pass.

After all these years what do they have to be proud of, other than the "liberal tears" they seem to somehow feed off of... Other Americans in less pain than they are, that's all they are getting, but it seems to be enough.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's Schrödinger's Statement. Both true and false depending on what the situation calls for.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this is true for a lot of things in US politics nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The real goal of fake news: there is no reality, only this moment's convenient story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Next year's official slogans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They were both true at the time. The list has been destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

It was either eaten or ripped up and flushed down a toilet in the White House.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Notice how she also made a point of saying how "he wasn't blackmailing any elites".

Basically admitting to him blackmailing Trump which then Trump silenced him.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And anyone who asks to see it just wants child porn.

Sorry, that's not the exact quote. The exact quote is

"Through this review, we found no basis to revisit the disclosure of those materials and will not permit the release of child pornography."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So they have a list and the actual blackmail material.

I mean we knew that already, but there you go.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait they seriously flipped to "It never existed?" Was it dreamed up out of nothing likeHunter Biden's laptop?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wasn't the Hunter Biden laptop confirmed to be real?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The laptop was “real” in the sense that it was a real laptop and belonged to him, but it changed hands a bunch of times between Russian assets and parties with clear intent and motives before being “released,” and there’s no way in hell to prove it wasn’t grossly tampered with, so it almost definitely was. It was a manufactured propaganda tool by Russia/Trump at a time when the public was being given 400 pages of damning evidence that Trump’s campaign was collaborating with Russian assets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The best part is the only thing the laptop proved is that hunter has a massive dong and has naked drug fueled pool parties with smoking hot babes. It's unthinkable that Republicans didn't demand he be president.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup, Hunter had a personal laptop, Russian agents got it an dropped it off at a repair shop they know would then "publish" the info.

It's all the dumbest shit, Hunter has issues, whatever, he isn't involved in Biden presidency at all unlike Trump's kids. And then they go and blow it into some massive countrywide issue, while the Trump family openly accepts bribes and planes in front of everybody.

The whole cause of the hunter Biden investigation was for an alleged 10 million dollar bribe that a Russian agent tipped off with zero evidence. Meanwhile billion dollar Saudi deals, and 400 million dollar planes are being exchanged and nobody bat's an eye.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That quote makes me laugh. At face value, it says that an FBI agent confirmed someone did indeed have an authentic laptop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No the line below yellow text

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone knew Hunter was a fuck up. The political gotcha was that supposedly it involved the Big Guy. Except it didn't in anything but Hunters attempt to make himself seem important.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There might have been exaggerations about what was on Hunters laptop, but the full denial of it existing by the establishment media was definitely

People really need to get off the notion the CNN won't lie like Fox News. They both lie. A lot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No one denied it existed, they denied that it mattered, or was a trusted source of anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The previously made claims that it was all Russian disinformation have been walked back in 2020. The Burisma emails showing Biden had contact with his sons business partners was very sketchy too. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/records-released-house-republicans-show-joe-biden-repeatedly-emailed-h-rcna130682

Most damning of all is of course Biden saying he would never pardon his own son, the liberal media touting it as a hero move, followed by... Biden pardoning his own son.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quick run back the goal posts!

No one gives a shit about the laptop because it's tainted, and there's sworn testimony that the guy in the White House right now is a pedophile, adjudicated rapist, and a felon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No one gives a shit about the laptop because it’s tainted

Yeah can't disagree with that. The only reason I responded to it is because unlike the Epstein list they didn't just dream up the laptop (though they did exaggerate stuff) and I wouldn't compare the two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well that's just straight up not true

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm convinced Epstein killed himself, but I'm also convinced that MAGA's top ~~brass~~ pewter are overrepresented on those lists.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I'm convinced Epstein killed himself

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We know at least Trump, Leon, and Bill Gates were all frequent flyers there. It's a start!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

There is no evidence Bill Gates has ever been to the island, neither flight logs or photographs of any kind. He has at least twice had dinner with Epstein back when Epstein was publicly known as a venture capitalist and philanthropist, likely having to do with the world's largest philanthropic organization the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.

That rumour has been flying around after a tweet claiming it went viral in 2023 referencing a then 8 year old court document involving Ghislaine Maxwell who worked for Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She will be ag for a while, she has leverage with the list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Hope she kept a backup copy of it, she may need it when it's her time to go under the bus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who didn't think the Republicans would do this? Talk about conflict of interest...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Accurate chyron at least