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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm usually more surprised by every tv-show and movie depicting someone brushing their teeth and then rinsing their mouth with water after!? What!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is that not how you brush your teeth? Because everybody I know brushes their teeth like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

It's how I learned it but it turns out... the most health benefit from tooth paste comes from not rinsing it out. The fluorides do better work that way. Also the main reason why you should brush 3 minutes. No mechanical or cleaning reason. It's to keep the fluorides on them.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait, you guys just wait until your saliva kicks in or something? You can't just go in dry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I refuse to believe this is an ADHD thing

[–] [email protected] 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We are still talking about toothpaste on a toothbrush, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

No way! Two times the Padme is always better than just one. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago

Before and after toothpaste application.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Hot or cold water?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It is obviously a rage bait post to get some social media interactions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

It was an advertisement. I'm not used to seeing those.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If you shit in the same room you brush your teeth, you should probably rinse the poop particles off your toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Nah, that's the only way to level up your mouth bacteria. Imagine what fierce warriors they must be after wading through your innards, emerging victoriously. I bet they can teach the lil whipper-snapper bacteria on your tongue a thing or two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

who is shitting in their kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Dont kink shame me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Poop bacteria in your house is probably similar to rotting food bacteria in your house

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

I put it on before, after, and then before putting it in my mouth. Because in the span of those few seconds I can never remember!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Gotta rinse off the roach poops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Put the paste on the tongue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Yep

1 - Squeeze paste into mouth so you can sense exactly how much you're using. 2 - Wet toothbrush (because everyone knows that magically removes anything nasty in the bristles). 3 - Put in mouth and spread paste around and only then switch toothbrush on. 4 - Divide mouth into 8 segments and brush 2 segments at a time till the brush signals 30 second mark. 5 - Get really bored at how long this is taking. 6 - Either tough it out to the 4 stop/starts signalling the end of 2 minutes or give up half way through and brush everything really hard for 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

this right here. directly in the mouth and swish it onto your teeth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

If youre asking, its both at the same time. Sometimes even on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I don't understand.

I thought that was one of those preference things.