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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago

Me:

Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

Me: That sound awful

Friend: it's delicious

Me: ok I try

Me tries

Friend: Was it any good?

Me: it was... ok

Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

Me: what you never tasted?

Ex-friend: no

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A former coworker on night shift was a former manager at MacDonald's, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.

I stop by McDonald's on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.

The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied "eh, I guess you've got to be stoned to enjoy it".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Strawberry preserves spread on a grilled cheese sandwich is great.

Note: choose either a pickle or strawberry jam; never both.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We have some peaches and I've been putting them in some grilled cheeses I've been making with maple-leaf–smoked Gouda I also got this week and it's been pretty incredible.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Whoa that sounds awesome, will try!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

To each their own, it wasn't for me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.

Monti Cristos are delicious,

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

To each their own, it wasn't for me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Turn that into a grilled cheese and you've hit gold

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That is delicious.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe Ernie's hate crime is unrelated to the top part

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ernie got some demons

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Look at you just Roman around like this isn't Ludacris. We need to run outta here.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

If you see a news article saying "X Sensational Thing has become a trend", odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Officer, how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Also whats that nickname of yours OP?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fair enough, have a good time playing!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime. Totally fine.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's... Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It seems slightly logical if you think about it hard enough. I've had salt on watermelon before, and I've heard of people pickling watermelon but I haven't had it myself.

Salt & vinegar are common mustard ingredients, so, maybe? But it still seems gross on my initial assessment without tasting it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Big fan of chilli flakes and just a little salt on seared pineapple.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that's vile no matter what.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Salt on watermelon is delicious!

Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"9gag" in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sriracha isn't exactly sour but it pairs really well with other sweet stuff.

One of my favourite snacks is some sour jam (lemon, berries, rhubarb, etc) with a healthy dollop of sriracha on bread.

The mix between fruits and garlic kinda feel like Durian if it had no smell.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"Food trends" kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.

(Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I don't care about the mustard. The way he's holding your melon makes me want to end him.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

and there i was thinking i'm committing hate crimes against italy by putting ketchup on a panini whilst there're people out there committing hate crimes against the very idea of flavour!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I expect most of my pizza and pasta recipes are a hate crime in Italy and I refuse to stop.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'd eat it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
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