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Ow my liver (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 82 points 6 days ago

If a 12 oz can at 5% ABV once per day makes you feel liver pain, there's probably something wrong with your liver, and maybe the drinking life isn't for you.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

It's fine, I'll just take more Tylenol to deal with the pain.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's okay, they only recommend it for children older than 11.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I am a children older than 11.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

That website is surreal.

"Non-habit forming... Delicious taste."

All the reviews are just 4-5 stars and read only:

"This reviewer received incentives from the manufacturer."

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I miss feeling things

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

tell me how these weren't designed to give alcoholics plausible deniability lol

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Oh, I thought they were designed to give alcoholics heart attacks

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Naw, the industry basically self-regulated itself out of mixing alcohol and caffeine after all the Four Loko incidents. The labeling is just for brand loyalists or something now, idk

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

The people drinking vodka Red Bulls do be persisting

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

those are actually kinda good tho

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Ain't no open container laws when you're drinkin' claws.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

It's not easy to tell the difference between a can of kombucha and a can of thc sparkling juice at first glance either. Both have similar designs.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're leaning into the joke bc here in america they take all of the alcohol out of kombucha so both drinks would be intoxicating anywhere else

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Yes almost all the alcohol is removed from kombucha so it is not intoxicating.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

As someone who has successfully cut down their alcohol intake this is cringe supreme for me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry, you don't know what an alcohol buzz feels like? I'm caling bullshit on this one.

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