If a 12 oz can at 5% ABV once per day makes you feel liver pain, there's probably something wrong with your liver, and maybe the drinking life isn't for you.
It's fine, I'll just take more Tylenol to deal with the pain.
Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.
If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry
If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.
Is..is that real?
It's okay, they only recommend it for children older than 11.
I am a children older than 11.
That website is surreal.
"Non-habit forming... Delicious taste."
All the reviews are just 4-5 stars and read only:
"This reviewer received incentives from the manufacturer."
Oh no
I miss feeling things
tell me how these weren't designed to give alcoholics plausible deniability lol
Oh, I thought they were designed to give alcoholics heart attacks
Naw, the industry basically self-regulated itself out of mixing alcohol and caffeine after all the Four Loko incidents. The labeling is just for brand loyalists or something now, idk
The people drinking vodka Red Bulls do be persisting
those are actually kinda good tho
Ain't no open container laws when you're drinkin' claws.
It's not easy to tell the difference between a can of kombucha and a can of thc sparkling juice at first glance either. Both have similar designs.
I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're leaning into the joke bc here in america they take all of the alcohol out of kombucha so both drinks would be intoxicating anywhere else
Yes almost all the alcohol is removed from kombucha so it is not intoxicating.
As someone who has successfully cut down their alcohol intake this is cringe supreme for me.
He knew
I'm sorry, you don't know what an alcohol buzz feels like? I'm caling bullshit on this one.
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