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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Because the most well-armed portion of the populace has convinced themselves that the lifestyle of the rich is within their reach and identifies more with them than with their actual peers.

I know we're having a laugh, but the time when this sort of action is even plausible is quickly running out.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well that, and the wealthy have seized control of the MSM to propagandize the working class into believing that the rich alone can save them. Since the money holder always, "need a little more", they gravitate to fascism which promises them "a little more".

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[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

because the rich have convinced one segment of the working class that the other segment of the working class sucks

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Not just that they suck, that the other side are monsters wanting to corrupt them.

It’s actually fairly evident they’ve convinced both halves of the middle/working class that the other half has it out for them.

[–] yoz@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ranger fan, but I'd follow Gritty into the war against the rich.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bruins fan, so would I. Hell I even own a Flyers jersey, there're just too cool, and I'll wear it into battle with him.

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[–] erranto@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Because everyone is just hoping to someday becoming rich and joining the upper class.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

They would taste horribly. Let's just decapitate them and use as compost. Then they would be of some actual use.

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, eighty-five percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflection of the voice; at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength, would have no need to conspire. They need only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You go first, we'll follow yeah?

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[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

George Orwell: Hey Karl can I copy your homework?

Karl Marx: Sure just change it enough so it doesn't look like you copied it.

George Orwell writing 1984:

[–] shinysquirrel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more like Orwell and Yevgeni Zamyatin

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] upandatom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And circus!

[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

And when that runs out, you will surely eat cake!

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because they're too busy hating each other over whose great grandparents oppressed who or who the other voted for.

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[–] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because cannibalism is wrong

Best argument so far!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think they left off the letter B at the beginning. It makes much more sense to me that way.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Because they can't organize in the right way

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 1 year ago

Because the owning class works tirelessly to keep segments of the working class fighting against each other, in America our important arguments are over whether a green m&m is sexy or why does the potato head toy have to have a gender.

It's absolutely ridiculous...

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[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 11 points 1 year ago

Unironically, equating anything left wing with Marxist socialism even though there could be other forms.

left wing ideas tend to be heavily coupled with progressive social issues that most of the population only agrees with to an extent.

I think we're going to see a non socialist populist uprising though with multiple different groups. The elites will no doubt try to claim anyone remotely on the right of it is a raging white supremacist as they're already doing with populist uprisings.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because you, dear reader, probably can't even pull together the motivation to make a sandwich most of the time, let alone take up arms and put yourself in harm's way.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're saving it for sweeps.

[–] TheHolyChecksum@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

La Boetie wrote the "Discourse on Voluntary Servitude" in 1577. It's almost 500 years old now. There is no hope.

[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"You first. (then I'll see if it snowballs)."

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Alright look, I hate the 1% too but can we start using new terms besides "eat the rich" and "haha guillotine go BRRRRRR"?

It gets kinda old when everyone says it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sir, this is the shitposting community.

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[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

In this instance, this quote parody wouldn't make any sense if you didn't use "eat the rich."

"Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?"

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[–] sigh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

eat this guy too

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Hollup, let him cook

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We tried that, but money seems to prefer the company of other money, and is better at organizing than people.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sounds like the money should be eaten

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Mmmm rich people

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to eat beef from a cow treated with steroids or one with mad cow disease or an old cow minutes from death, so why would I want to eat Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, or Warren Buffett?

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It always bothers me on labor day when I see stores open. I work at a desk 4 out of 5 days a week that is the extent of my "labor" and yet I get a day off.

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