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I do not apologize for the joke in the title.

In fact, I am proud of it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This isn't an argument, this is just contradiction!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That’s exactly why I refuse to respond to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is not a post.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take it to the next level and poison the image so that AIs don't think it's even a representation of a pipe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is not a painting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's not the painting my Magritte, so who cares?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You should be proud. As a matter of fact, I'm kicking myself for not be the one who though it first. Well done, sir.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now where could my pipe be?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah! A person of culture I see!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This joke isn't Magritte-est

- FlyingSquid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Galaxy brain dada jokes here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Make them smoke out of it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I always thought it was a pie (as in the food)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's not a knife...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eso no es un chiste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can you put tobacco in it? Then you will be lying!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A was a as. abZZ as zzAs A ` a b. A

But will they call you dada?

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But will they call you dada?

AszzZzv BE AZb

But will they call you z Uyb as ZZSzZB1. SSE as B as as BBC aaa But will they call you dada?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you smoke Paul?

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