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[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago

Texting on a WiFi iPod, amazing

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Through RNGesus all things are possible, so jot that down.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now, this is the episode the world needs

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

The crispness of this photo for such an ancient screenshot is incredible

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

They're doing HD remastered memes now?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can't wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Now I desperately want to see it crushed into oblivion where you can almost count the pixels

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Is there a Fedi for looking for D&D groups?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My dice roller app said I got a 19. It's on.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You are now the DM.

Sucker!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's how I like my DMs. Always trying to kill the party.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would like to use the book to beat down the door.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'd love to learn to play D&D

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you'll find someone to show you the way.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

go in and make friends

These are some "draw the rest of the owl" instructions right here.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If there are two places in this world a socially awkward person can make new friends, it's a game store and a comic book store.

You don't even have to do it in a "normal" way. In fact, in a game store, just saying, "those dice look cool" would be enough.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I'd suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

for someone who doesn't know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would say definitely would sound like BDSM related

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It can be...when you coming over?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As soon as I get untied.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

very persistent guy.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You say that as if those people don't game anyway.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Random person messaging you to play dnd? Yes pls

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Actually nostalgic

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a threat...what's the catch?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need at least 3 day notice to prepare my backstory text~~book~~

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I wish this would happen to me

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