This guy living his best weirdest life : political

[–] smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 130 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This could be in a textbook on a chapter about political zealots in 100 years.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 76 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or, mass psychosis. Or, cults.

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago (3 children)

These are the guys who used to bully me for my goth and scene wear. They are such tools and fools. Cowboy dumbfuck

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey, there are some decent cowboys out there. Let's not insult them because of this guy. "Dumbfuck" does apply though.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

As someone who owns too many cowboy hats, pearl snap shirts, and works occasionally on my buddy's ranch, I appreciate that.

I actually don't mind the cosplay cowboys and usually turn the other cheek in matters of fashion because I just can't give a shit. But this is fucking idiotic.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

And the kind of person who claims even mildly hinting that you're gay is "shoving it in his face"

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 95 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tell me your adult children don't speak with you without saying it.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

These types of people hate gay people for being so "flamboyant and in your face" but these types are super fabulous and the most peacocking people.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. Gold sneakers, man purse, fancy hat, and a swirly cocktail in a sugar rimmed glass. If that isn't fabulous, then I didn't know what is.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And, tellingly, not a single friend to eat with. Dude looks like he lost a bet.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's like when you let a little kid choose their own clothes.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely this.

"Of course buddy you can dress up like a felon billionaire"

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

It's at least cute when they are young...

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’M VOTING FOR THE CONVICTED ELON

Prophetic

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I love how these people openly and proudly admit that they're voting for a criminal to run the country.

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

While simultaneously putting up signs that read “Back the Blue”. Critical thinking is not their strong point.

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[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He's even got the shoes!

[–] Good_morning 14 points 7 months ago

Omg I didn't notice that detail

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 41 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The one thing I genuinely like about trumpers, is that they advertise that they're stupid and a horrible person, on the outside.

You can skip over the whole "getting to know them" part and go straight to ghosting them.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago

You know how in nature some venomous/poisonous animals have bright colouring to warn not to touch or approach them? Trumpers are just like that.

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[–] pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Lmao the guy who's worried about the "deep state" has a free masons tattoo. Not only is he a walking joke, he's a walking contradiction.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 33 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I feel sad for him. Watching an adult person be as dumb as a 5 year old, spending his money on those dumb grifter shoes.... It's sad, really

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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

His handbag doesn’t have Trump on it, he’s a fake.

[–] JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a European Carry All

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's not his handbag. His wife left it there as a decoy while she "went to the little girls' room."

Actually she's taken the car with her real handbag and is already 20 miles down I-80, headed to California for an abortion, a restraining order, and a new life.

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

I very much encourage and appreciate that these dildos continue to self-identify so I can give them a very wide berth

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 21 points 7 months ago

My character creator with only the free items

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 21 points 7 months ago

A highchair seems fitting

[+] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago (24 children)

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Because it’s a cult

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

Those shoes need little heels

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dumbest mark I've seen in a while. Wish I had a bridge to sell this guy.

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This makes me sad. The dude probably has zero personality. Put all his points into cult shit.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

God's most perfect idiot

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Behold, a basement dweller!

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[–] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago (10 children)

I am genuinely curious, I don't try to be smug. So please don't get this wrong, but I have to ask: is it legal & OK in the US to take pictures of people w/o their consent?

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It's legal if you're in a place with no reasonable expectation of privacy, such as a restaurant.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

That shirt makes him look like his own red flag.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I particularly like his purse. It somehow compliments the shoes.

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really want to see his 1990 Dodge.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

This guy bought the gold trump sneakers. He's clearly an easy mark. Some slick car salesman saw this guy coming from a mile away and talked him into a brand new 2024 RAM pickup on a 10 year note at 23% interest. The truck is in the parking lot right now festooned with now faded "Lets Go Brandon" flags he purchased at a gas station.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

5 bucks says hes hit a woman for "disrespecting" him on more than one occasion.

The disrespect, of course, being pointing out/correcting some minor inconsequential thing he was wrong about.

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