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[–] [email protected] 223 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As we used to say, "MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls".

Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the moderators have beards. Women too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

And the moderators have beards.

Bold of you to assume that moderators are married.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90's. It's always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Scissor me timbers

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 11 months ago (6 children)

There are no girls on the internet

[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (10 children)

We've always been trans-inclusive.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Girl is internet acronym for Guy In Real Life

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Expected this to be higher on urban dictionary, it's on the end of 2nd page.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Eventually they'll both think a little more deeply about why they """pretended""" to be girls online. 🤔 😊

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (7 children)

There's a reason transbian is a word

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Name checks out

[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We've got mountains of content

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But none of it is interesting to me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

The tale as old as the internet.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Those guys scissored so hard they bought a Subaru together

[–] arin 41 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Literally the first episode of Sword Art Online

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There is a bad bitch inside of all of us lowkey. But at least in RPGs I like to be a chick because I usually like the clothing options.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've always said, if you're going to stare at someone's ass for the next 200 hours...

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

This is the meet cute for a bi rom com, right?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fake: anon would not pretend to be gay up through the point of lesbian cybersex

Gay: I don't see how this story could possibly be any gayer

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

just to get items

also some minor mental illnesses but we don't talk about that

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

honestly when i was a kid i always picked male characters (despite being afab) because "the clothes looked better", fast forward a couple of years, i transitioned to male and i realised i used video games as my main escape from worsening gender dysphoria

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I knew a guy who used that exact same reasoning to play female characters. It's funny how the way you want to look in a videogame can sort of tap into subconscious desires sometimes.

"Obviously I couldn't dress like that IRL because of gender rules, but since I can choose my gender in this game..."

It's sort of like The Button thought experiment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

same as an amab I always used to play women cause they got better clothes. I am not trans tho, I mean probably not.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/

For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

also some minor mental illnesses

I don't like to call it "mental illnesses" because it makes it look like it's a property of the person; however, it is a property of society:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I often play RPGs as a female character, as a means of stepping outside of myself and actually, you know, role-playing. But I seldom play online games, and do not try to convince anyone that I'm a woman irl.

Still, it's interesting how people assume that because I've chosen to spend my game time watching a female avatar run about, I must be a woman. I've been in some sticky situations, but none thus far involving anyone claiming to be lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"If I'm gonna stare at an ass for hours it may as well be a hot one" is a reason I've heard.

The last descendant seems to be leaning hard on that demographic as well. The outfits are... Basically shovelware mobile game coomer shit.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

There are a few reasons I can think off:

  1. Trick people;
  2. Get items;
  3. ~~egg~~ Experimenting the thought of not being your current gender.

But just like the anon described, it's one of the first two.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I play girls in 3rd person mmos and my wife place huge dudes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How did it end? Did they date then?

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