A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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Why would someone lie on the internet?
to convince you to hate people. Why are we celebrating this shit?
Maybe you're overreacting?
It's a .ml user, not sure what else you'd expect.
Maybe you're under reacting.
I'm transverse reacting by mirroring your reaction.
Yeah, we've noticed you taking the joke and reference rather seriously.
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Stop trying to convince everyone to hate people who are celebrating this shit. No one's celebrating, it's just a dumb, funny story.
Who is being evil in this example exactly?
evil, nice
qt cashier
Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?
Nowadays you're most likely to find an electron cashier than any other.
That's why they are so bloated and slow
see, this is why i love lemmy
Thinks she's cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.
No! It's the females' fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn't you know?
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Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.
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is a bitch
Hmmmmmmm…
Eh, the style of 4chan is to go over the top. I would not look into that to much. Now as for overall culture of 4chan...
Blatant misogyny: used casually
To be fair, they're not particularly misogynistic. Jews, Aryans, gays, blacks, animals, Dems, Republicans - any group with a label is treated like trash on 4chan
They even treat themselves like trash much of the time. Just goes to show that 4chan is literal trash.
If OP said "Bitch, I blah blah blah" then it could be argued that it's a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress... but OP said "Fucking bitch" with no comma, so it's clearly directed at her.
bro couldn't even wait to get home
His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I've seen it before. You think it's a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there's your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.
"I could quit meatballs anytime I want to."
It's not the second pizza that is so bad, it's the fact that anon couldn't wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Maybe it was a solidarity laugh, like "lol i've done that too"
It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.
Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.
Oh for sure, it's all an elaborate work of art i know
Your fat ass gives away the fact that you're a fat ass
"Do these pants make my butt look fat?" "No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat"
one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, "artisan" but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it
Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.
"fucking bitch" describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.
Holy fuck I wish could have this problem
It's never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what's left of your ego.
Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.
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I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibextid=Le6z7H
(Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)
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