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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (3 children)

She looks more masculine now than before.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

That's what a K hole looks like.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you gonna share that bleach or what?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?...

Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is just fucking misogyny. If the best insult you can think of against Elon Musk is to call him a woman, then you just hate women. Anyone who thinks this is actually good, you are part of the problem, just go vote for fucking Trump

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

the joke is that Elon musk is hanging around trump so much that he's basically his spouse

[–] FeralTofu 14 points 4 months ago

I think it falls under irony and not misogyny. Elon has a trans daughter. He is transphobic. The best way to get at a narcissistic person is to make fun of them imo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I don't think you got the joke.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:

  • Carrie
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • Delores Clayborne
  • The Green Mile
  • Stand By Me
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.

At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Elonia is Trump's blood girl.

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