I'll have you know my beans are very strong
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In the uk "bean" is slang for 'head"
Meaning you are calling me stupid....
Which i suppose isn't really an insult, as its true.
Or they’re saying you suck at sucking.
And if they are saying that, it makes me even more stupid for not thinking of that joke. :)
Where I'm from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.
Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!
Also UK here. Since it's mostly used as the verb to mean "hit in the head", it didn't even occur to me to parse the question this way.
Perhaps that was a symptom of my own weak bean.
Condensed
STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??
torn to shreds and mashed to paste, I'm afraid.
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say
You know how they say "cool beans?" Mine is lukewarm.
I just ate peas. Take that!
It's bean weaker.
Does lentils count? Their like a weaker version of beans. I made a lentil and ham soup with the leftover Christmas ham I had. Pretty yummy.
Mmm beaked beans
This week's weak bean's been Heinz.
When I don't want an overly strong coffee, I'll grind less beans or add more water.
Less jangly, and sameish taste.
The early morning 'weak bean'.
I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is "canned."
My name's not bean :(
It's likely to soon fall off
Refried.
Falafel
It's been oblong.