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Lamar filled the stage with performers, but none of them seemed to be white. While most may not even have noticed, some particularly upset users took to X to express their frustration.

"There's no diversity in the half time show. DEI only goes one direction and this horrible halftime show perfectly represents why DEI needs to die," a user wrote.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 202 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They are using DEI with a hard "R"

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't putting even one white performer in the show count as.... "Forced inclusion"?

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No one ever accused these people of being smart.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, I don't think it's about being smart or not. For them it was never about "logic" or "congruence", they are just hopelessly racist.

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah you're definitely right. They're looking at an all black show and calling it DEI. So they don't actually care what DEI stands for, when they say DEI they mean "black". Or more accurately probably the other word. I guess we all already knew that though.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I watched it and thought Kendrick Lamar is awesome! Samuel L Jackson is awesome! Serena Williams is awesome! DJ Mustard is awesome!

I never thought oh they're all black...

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Oh I did. I just sat there with my hands tented together saying good...gooood over and over

Kendrick knew exactly what he was doing by having everyone be non-white. I was all for it.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I spent the entire SB waiting for the halftime show for that very reason. I caught some of it, my environment was too noisy for some of it. But when I heard his opening line about the revolution being televised I knew it was going to be what I was hoping for.

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[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just found out DJ Mustard’s first name is Dijon

[–] Teal@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

DJ Mustard will Poupon all the haters.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are we still printing articles that quote nothing but tweets as if it’s real reporting on real human opinions instead of a psyop bot farm?

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

In the event you didn't know what to think, here's a large group of possibly real people who have maybe computer-generated opinions, that you can actually agree with, right now!

Look at how many there are, truly this is an accurate representation of your countrymen, and you... disagree with them? What's it like being on the outside, looking in, nerd?

Thankfully, media literacy is at an all time low. So we can just keep pumping out these open-source articles that masquerade as journalism. Now your relatives and coworkers can sound intelligent and well-informed when they come to talk, even though they may have only read the headline!

[–] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For real. We need to ban these articles based on opinions from social media. They're pretty much never representative of a real person's opinion, and they're mostly impossible to verify if they've been said by a person.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 85 points 1 month ago

Tell them it was all based on merit and watch their heads explode

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Affirmative Action. Critical Race Theory. DEI. We fought a Civil War over this. People got lynched. There were protests. People got beaten, bitten by dogs and hosed with water over this. And for what? So it can be taken away with the stroke of a pen. It’s a shame.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

It's very depressing how thin the veneer of progress has been proven to be. After all you mentioned.

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[–] _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I found this somewhere and thought it was a pretty good explanation for all the symbolism in his performance.

And even tho I'm not super familiar with his music, I do respect him and an artist and really enjoyed the show.

Edit: and Serena crip-walking on Drake getting called a pedophile on international TV was just the icing on the cake for me.

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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can't fathom the logic but maybe that's because I'm not racist. The best thing here would be if people would just enjoy shit and shut the fuck up. I will straight up admit I didn't understand a fuckin word Lamar said on stage, but I also understand that my taste in music doesn't include whatever type of rap it is that he performs. But I cannot fathom sitting there watching that and the only thought on my mind is 'holy SHIT there's not a single white person on the stage ?!?!?!!' Just...wat.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

will straight up admit I didn’t understand a fuckin word Lamar said on stage

Closed Captions are your friend. KL writes excellent lyrics that are relevant to who he is and where he comes from.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Honestly didn't think of this and I usually have subtitles on. Appreciate it!

[–] DeadWorld@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

Audio quality was terrible, i saw a clip online later that was much clearer on audio

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

I noticed. I intentionally checked. And when I saw there were no white people I chuckled to myself because I know this would make piss the racists the fuck off.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

"DEI only goes one direction" which means what exists when there is no DEI?

Take your time.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I forget the part where the whites were forced to watch it. When did that part happen ?

Because listening to and reporting on the whites whining is not required, either.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

wtf is wrong with people. You watch a show and all you can think of if the race of the ppl dancing? Stop this obsession ppl!

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

That show was HORRIBLE! There was no DIVERSITY!

-Americans making DIVERSITY, EQUALITY, INCLUSION illegal!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

X users are taking to the platform to complain amid the [Super Bowl].

Well that’s your problem, you got nazis in your platform.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Got a little platform in all your Nazis*

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I'm sure he's banned from ever doing another Superbowl

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was never an issue when ya'll were pouring acid to get us out of the pool. Or when we couldn't go to "white only" businesses. Or schools.

A white performer can have an entire stage of nothing but white dancers and they wouldn't say boo, but the black performer does the same, suddenly they see it as unfair. 🙄

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Was never an issue when ya'll were pouring acid to get us out of the pool

Hadn't heard about this one

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/motel-manager-pouring-acid-water-black-people-swam-pool-1964/

The motel manager, Jimmy Brock, in an effort to break up the party, poured a bottle of muriatic acid into the pool, hoping the swimmers would become scared and leave.

One swimmer, who knew that the ratio of acid to pool water was so great that the acid was no longer a threat, drank some of the pool water to calm the other swimmers’ fears.

It did not scare the swimmers, though it seems like it was effective in making the protesters at least nervous — the amount of acid to the amount of water being so small it was mostly safe—and so a cop jumped in to arrest people.

Ah that's why. Still a dick move, but definitely not the horror show it is intended to sound like, and not as often as it's intended to sound, being "once" and all.

An off-duty policeman, Officer Henry Billitz, jumped in—except for his shoes still fully clothed—in an attempt at dragging them out himself; he beat them up as well.

Yeah that's about what I'd expect.

In 2007, aged 85, Jimmy Brock died at his St. Augustine home.

Well, good news, looks like everyone who threw acid into pools to scare black people 61yr ago is dead! At least there's that. That whole "policeman" thing otoh...

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[–] MerrySkeptic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

I thought we were going to be a color blind society based on merit?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't enjoy the entire superbowl. Not a single commercial was memorable, or with me right now. The game was sad and one sided, while the commentators just kept trying to suck off KC.

And as far as the halftime show, I didn't like it. Now, as far as the music goes, I never like the music. But usually the music at least brings with it some amazing visuals. It usually feels like the biggest performance of the year.

Instead, they had one move. Yes, the dancing in colors to eventually form a flag that waves IS pretty cool.....but you got a 20 minute performance. That visual is a minute at most. What else ya got? Oh, just a lot of dancers marching down the street.....still forming a flag. Oh, the majority of your show is the flag? Yeah, it was kinda cool the first time....but that CANNOT be your only move. I forget who was billed as the official act, but there was one that broke down into a whole bunch of singers. You had jay z and eminem, and mary j blige and snoop dogg, and it just kept changing styles. That one was kinda cool.

I think that's what I want in superbowl halftime shows. Larger than life productions where you get lost in the theatrical production of all, and it becomes an ensamble cast of artists and styles.

I want one where TLC leads into Lady Gaga, leads into Destinys Child, leads into Beyonce, capped off by GWAR.

Imagine that halftime show.

[–] dontkickducks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Not a single commercial was memorable "

The fact that commercials are seen as anything else than annoying is already strange to me. But reading that it really is seen as an entertaining part of the Super Bowl takes it to a whole other level.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's been like that for decades. At one time people would watch FOR the commercials. Commercial companies used to bring their A-game, and debut unique ads that you'd talk about for years.

This year felt mostly like just average commercials you could have seen during any commercial break.

In the 80s, Energizer had ads that you thought were ads for other products. Then they'd switch it up, and surprise! It's the energizer bunny.

In the 90s, they had the budweiser frogs, the taco bell dog, and the wassup guys.

Now though? Ugh. Nothing funny or memorable happened.

Yeah. It's supposed to be part of the fun. Corps will corp, and will advertise no matter what. Having an event that is effectively an advertisement competition was great. Supports artists enjoyable. Losing that is a big of a shame tbh

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[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

I despise commercials generally. But the Super Bowl is when marketers used to bring their A-game, with a very different feel from usual ads.

Now they just bring A-listers instead, put them on the screen and say, “Look who we hired! Now buy our product.”

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is a football game we're talking about?

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Are One Direction even still together?

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was whining about how lame the performance was.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just heard it was boring. I dunno I didn't watch the sportsball, I also don't care for Kendrick Lamar.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It was definitely boring compared to last year.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Ehh, theyre just confirming that they are racists. Also rap and hiphop is a mainly black thing. Its in their culture because of the opression. Its like being upset that there are only french skiers or something.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Kendrick Lamar's halftime show performance ... not having one white performer on stage

Heh-heh, excellent.

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