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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I want to put all of Larry Ellison's body into a wood chipper.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just want to point out this is not a threat of violence because OP said "his body" not him. This statement presumes he's already dead. How that were to happen, nobody knows.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

not a threat of violence

And neither are these playing cards that no one should definitely order. I'm pretty sure he's in there somewhere.


:)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Hmmm nice looking cards. I might have to pick up a deck for cribbage.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yep he'd definitely be expired due to excited delirium, and certainly not feet first.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Finally, an idea I think we can all agree on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Did u ever see the movie Fargo?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Poor Steve Buscemi.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Squad goals?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Your plan is much cheaper to implement too. It would be foolish not to.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With careful consideration and as much thought and tact as I have in me here is the response I encourage everyone give to this proposal:

Fuck. Off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I'll sign that petition.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He believes the payoff will include better healthcare, thanks to treatments tailored to individuals…

Hey, that’s great and all… So, who’s going to pay for those treatments? Universal healthcare when?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

silly rabbit, healthcare is for wealthies! your DNA and medical history is farmed to cure your betters.

now sit down.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yes let's call it Yougenics Healthcare by United

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And I would like to put Larry Ellison in a giant Vitamix blender and jam the frappe button in the ON position.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

"Ooh, Ellison smoke. Don't breathe this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lab coat dude over a smoking bowl of well-stirred billionaire: "Don't become this."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ellison is a piece of shit. This is the same creep who said that putting AI surveillance everywhere will ensure that everyone will "behave." That probably doesn't apply to him on his private Hawaiian island, huh? He will not be missed, none of these soulless monsters will be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hell, even the police state won't want to use Oracle.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Seriously, people in the U.S. have to start using that 2nd amendment and start eliminating the threats to their country. Like this guy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like these technofascists read all the dystopian sci-fi books when they were younger and identified with the villains

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

This is not for AI to study. Ellison has been very clear on wanting to create a surveillance state. This is to oppress Americans

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

These are the types of people that James Bond used to hunt down.

How the fuck is this real life?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A post from the reddit thread on this that led me down a "dark" (double pun in this case) rabbit hole:

Larry Ellison is either independently coming up with, or stealing, an idea from an authoritarian freak named Curtis Yarvin. From an article about his ideology:

Each patchwork would be ruled by a “realm”: a corporation with absolute power. Citizens would be free to move, but every other realm would also be ruled by corporate governments with chilling impunity. For example, Yarvin says the tech overlords of the San Francisco realm could arbitrarily decide to cut off its citizens’ hands with no fear of legal consequences—because they’re a sovereign power, beholden to no federal government or laws.

In “Friscorp,” as Yarvin calls the San Francisco realm, an all-seeing Orwellian surveillance system would enforce public safety: “All residents, even temporary visitors, carry an ID card with RFID response. All are genotyped and iris-scanned. Public places and transportation systems track everyone. Security cameras are ubiquitous. Every car knows where it is, and who is sitting in it, and tells the authorities both.”

Yarvin is a thought leader who influences many of the most powerful people in the world (and also a couple elected politicians).

Larry Ellison basically floated the idea of an AI surveillance panopticon several months ago.

Ars Technica: Omnipresent AI cameras will ensure good behavior, says Larry Ellison

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Larry Ellison should fuck his own plastic face.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I mean, the most offensive part of this is that he wants to use an Oracle system. Hey, jokes make the dystopia a little less boring right?🤣😂😢😭

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Too late, Elon is already sucking up our data.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Eugenicist wants a big eugenics database, got it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I wonder why a nazi would want to do that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

insisted artificial intelligence is soon going to change everyone's lives "across the board."

Like in Minority Report, huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well. Since Elon's already got free reign over all our federal data...

Seriously, how are the legislators so blind to what is going on?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

? 4th Amendment?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anonymous data right?

Right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Guess all the oligarchs are getting envious of ol' FelonMusk and want to get in on the action...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Shit like this is why I'll never take one of those 23&me tests. I'd love to know all that stuff. But I don't want that data sold to assholes like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd like all of him to be put into a tar pit for future paleontologists to study.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I have a similar saying for Elon…

Fuck off Larry

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to make a snarky quip like "guess he's never actually used oracle", but then realized he IS oracle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oracle is that way because he wants it that way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go back to your island layer and fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

layer

Lair: as in secret base or den
Really old English word that follows no conventions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What could go wrong

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