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Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un œuf
- this joke courtesy of my college French teacher.
Americans just can't get un œuf.
Who sells eggs in 10s?
Metric system - makes sense to me.
Metric country here, they're most often sold as half a dozen, often as a dozen, at the supermarket you can also find 2 or 4-egg packages
Most of europe I believe. We got 6, 10, 12 and some larger ones but most common is 10
We got singles, six and ten packs usually.
Huh, never saw single egg being sold.
I saw that some bodegas in NYC are selling egg loosies. They referred to them as loosies but they were 3 eggs in a plastic bag.
Chicken's dozen
France : you get em in 6, 10 & 12
Bro, at this point, having a good Egg Dealer is a must in the USA.
Eggcelent meme.
I get the idea of wanting to stick it to the US, but it's maybe not the largest source of pride when you consider what the industry looks like. Being slightly less bad than the US is not a high bar. It's still quite horrifying
Intensive farming is the predominant method of producing meat, dairy products and eggs in Europe and elsewhere in the world
In the EU, over 300 million animals spend all, or a significant part, of their lives imprisoned in cages – from sows in farrowing crates to egg-laying hens in so-called ‘enriched’ cages.
[...]
While the EU ban on the use of barren battery cages came into force in 2012, nearly half of commercial egg-laying hens are still kept in so-called ‘enriched’ cages. Additionally breeding flocks and chicks are also caged, often in barren cages.
Went to my local shop today and eggs were 17 eurocents a piece for medium size egg in a pack of 30 or 19c for 10 pack
Farm right outside of my town sells 48 packs for 3.12eur atm. (36 Norwegian krone)
Americans seething.
Farm just down the road sells dozens for a dollar.
But I don't really care for eggs, so I'm not seething so much as chuckling at the egg prices in the store.
This morning I passed a dozen for $6.
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Why don't Americans get chickens and a small coop ? We have 4 chickens in the middle of town and produce more eggs than we can eat. We have to give some to neighbors and friends. We even cook excess for the dogs as treats sometimes.
Many Americans live in apartments or condos with minimal to no personal outdoor space, and almost surely a ban on "farm" animals.
Chickens need food, shelter and care.
While I think it's fun to have chickens, I'd hate to think of people getting chickens just for food and neglecting then otherwise. And there are a lot of people out there who only care about money (and not animals) sadly.
I’d hate to think of people getting chickens just for food and neglecting then otherwise
What do you think farm chickens’ life looks like?
My first egg cost me $600. I'm 7 years in and if it weren't for the fact that egg prices have escalated so much I'd still be losing money on every single egg because the industrialization of eggs makes it less expensive to buying them under normal circumstances.
Now let's talk about the reason they're currently expensive. Bird flu. Imagine every yard with chickens in it. Instead of a few locations to protect, you now have hundreds of millions. Which results in billions of potential vectors for the spread of disease.
I know everyday that I could walk outside and find my birds sick with the bird flu because some bird pooped by flying overhead. I may have to cull my entire flock of a dozen or so chickens, six five ducks and seven geese. And then when I decide to replace them I'm going to be priced out of the market by everyone else replacing their birds.
What a naive comment.
It's a country the size of a continent with over 300 million citizens. Lots of Americans do what you suggested, but tell somebody in LA or NYC to "get chickens and a small coop" they'd laugh and tell you their reality is very different from yours.
How much work is it? If there’s a war or anything, getting chickens is on the top of my list!
Not a lot, make sure they have food and water, and that they are sheltered from predators at night. We have six hens and a rooster. The work consists of cleaning the coop once a week, and at the same time clean and refill the water dispenser and fill up the food reservoir. My kids do this in half an hour. We also have to pick up the eggs daily. We raised our Brahma chickens ourselves after hatching them in an incubator, and they are wonderful pets.
Edit: because we feed them a more varied diet, the eggs also taste better.
and they are wonderful pets.
And not just because they lay eggs! Chickens may not be deep thinkers but they're still interesting to watch and interact with. They have really diverse personalities too.
So cleaning, refill food and water once a week? And the 6 days left you only pick up eggs?
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A ten pack?
Jealous?
Not really, I buy a 18 pack and keep eyeing up the 30 pack.
2-3 € for eggs is still quite expensive though
I remember when they were 1€ the pack... I would be fine with the price if the loval farmers were to get the big earn share and the animals would be held in good conditions, but that isnt the case...
Couple weeks ago I really needed eggs and the only ones left were the premium ones. Came out to almost $1/egg.
you're proud that innocent americans are suffering? what a hateful, divisive attitude to share. banned from my instance.
Whoops, I guess we have to walk on eggshells around you.
You can't. Remember no eggs.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.
I'm pretty sure it is. That's my gut. I really fucking hope I'm right.
Oh no! Whatever shall they do?
How dare you mock us Americans for our intense suffering. This atrocity we're forced to endure. This immense heartache of paying $2 more per week for eggs. This is literally the same as cheering on Sept 11. Have you no decency?
/s
How very sad for us Americans, when there are a number of civil wars going on around the world, genocides such as in Gaza, and extremely oppressive regimes that kill anyone who speaks out. But yeah, the price of eggs going up is where we draw the line in the U.S.
Would you also like to complain about your freedom to not mask to prevent the spread of extremely communicable diseases?
Maybe they wouldn't be suffering if they didn't elect a clown show. Don't elect the clowns if you don't want a circus.