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[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

8 days in a week

Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

A summer long drink, the Pimm's cup is made with Pimm's No. 1 Cup, an English-style (clear and carbonated) lemonade, lemon or lime juice and various chopped garnishes, particularly apple, cucumber, orange, lemon, strawberry and mint or borage, though mint is more common. Ginger ale or ginger beer is used as a common substitute for lemonade. All liquid ingredients are added to a highball glass with ice, followed by garnishes.

Got me interested ever since I heard about it in Boardwalk Empire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

regret.

(Kidding, it's delicious)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is it Pimm's o'clock already?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on Plurday

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could also just be a joke. Or both

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's possible it's not a shitpost

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's possible it's a schizopost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Implying jokes aren't serious business.... Puhlease

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

We have forgotten

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No total solar eclipses for them. :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn't it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Moon is just barely big enough for total solar eclipses as is. If the lunar month was 4 days longer, the Moon would be (31.3/27.3)^(2/3)=9.54% farther away, and thus around 9.5% smaller. The maximum size ratio between the Moon and Sun is around 1.08 so it would never be large enough in the sky for a total eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, makes sense, but isn't the distance between Earth and the moon uh... shri.... grow... changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is, but that's only significant over a period of millions of years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If they evolved around the same time we did, they're unfortunately out of luck. But maybe life was a bit faster because of the 8 day weeks. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

... well okay then. Hope you're happy, with your logic and knowing stuff about shit. ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

we also live in the specific period of time where the sun hasnt fucking exploded yet.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

6 work days per week

Society improved since then

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

one could also suppose that logsday was a free day, and the evil spooky shadow government removed it to make us work more

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Penis Inspection Day is missing too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You had it weekly?

Ours was just once a year and often in the dark corners of the school. For privacy i think.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Caturday is also missing 😿

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Anon missed log day...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.