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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As a Brit, beans and cheese on toast is probably my cheat meal. I don't go overboard though and only have it once or twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Fucking casual.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never tried that - what kinda cheese do you recommend?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't imagine a brit using anything other than cheddar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Oh really? Awesome, I thought they'd use something milder. Sounds great, I'll try that, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Cheddar is named after the part of the UK it comes from

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have this weird fascination with the typical stew of beans and meat in westerns. They look like they taste good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I see Terence Hill, I upvote

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Every time I'm eating refried beans with bolillo (bread) and some valentina sauce I think about this scene and feel like a cowboy.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not this bullshit again, I swear to fuckin God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I know right. For fucks sake!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s interesting hearing the history of the spice trade. The English considered spices for the peasants, so that’s why their cuisine is ass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To my personal experience, ass can taste better than british cuisine

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Did someone say beans?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

beans (crucial PC component)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I see Charles Ross, I upvote

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have not eaten beans the right way until you have eaten FABADA.

What makes FABADA so great is that it's also a hex code for a very sexy pink.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Spain is the country where you eat good. You probably have a fav dish from somewhere else. But with the insane variety of dishes they have, and even local specialities up to 5 per city Madrid and Barcelona have specialities per neighborhood even. They surely will nail one you'll like and the serving... They'll fill a fucking plate and you will leave it clean. Tortilla de papas con Jamón iberico de bellota... You ever taste that ham you'll probably die...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

It shouldn't be called food just because the Brits eat it...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Rolll that beautiful bean footage!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (17 children)

I hate the Brits as much as anyone but baked beans beat refried beans any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean this is the internet so no one is stopping you from making false statements. But also refried beans are just one type of Mexican bean preparation.

[–] bollybing 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Baked beans are also just one type of British bean preparation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Are any of the British preps actually spicy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on whether or not you count the whole historical British Empire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, colonies of oppressed people who were not afforded the benefits of british citizenry don't count.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bro, refried beans look like diarrhea and taste like ass at least 90% of the time.

I've had some good ones occasionally but they're few and far inbetween. I don't even order combos at Mexican restaurants anymore, just gimme da tacos straight and save the frijoles for your dog.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They do not in any way, shape or form beat borracho beans. Also, proper refried beans made with lard at a hole in the wall tex-mex joint still beat baked beans.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I;m thinking about thos beans

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I like beans 'n' such.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

saw a giant transparent plastic tub of baked beans for sale at the entrance to a publix last night in Tennessee- meme not fooling anyone

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bush's Baked Beans vs Heinz Baked Beans vs Boston Baked Beans

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