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[–] [email protected] 157 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, def this.

I trust housekeeping just walks in, sees me sleeping, gently smooch me on the forehead & quietly leave the room.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me when checkout is at 12:00

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dam, where you going that has 12 checkouts? I see mostly 11 with some being 10.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Paid for the whole room gonna use the whole room

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I swear it's the blackout curtains. I'll draw them tight on the first night, then have a surprise in the morning if I didn't set my alarm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Free breakfast ends at 10, but I'll be damned if I dont eat it and go straight back to bed.

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hotels be like: yes 06:00-07:30 is the time most people eat, let's have breakfast then

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's the thing I hate the most about free hotel breakfast: by the time normal people get up, they've already shut it down for the day. I swear they do it on purpose to save money.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just how late do you wake up?

I often stay at hotels for work, and by 8AM I'm leaving so I can be wherever I need to be at by 9, so yeah, breakfast needs to be around 7h30.

Even at home this is a usual schedule, since commuting is a pain.

By 10AM at the latest probably most places also need to wrap up service so they can clear up and prepare to serve lunches in a couple of hours.

It's not that unreasonable...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At home that's the schedule because I have to get to work. It's not a choice. But on vacation I'm not going to force myself to get up at 6 or 7. Certainly not if I'm out till 4, which is something that happens on occasion (less nowadays, but still).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And why would you wake up at 6 or 7? There are zero hotels that end breakfast service at that time, that's just a bullshit argument.

What I'm saying is that they need to start early to accommodate other people staying there, and that at some point they need to start lunch, so if you wake up at 11 that's perfectly reasonable, just don't expect the world to hold for your lordship to come back to the land of the living.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also, if you get up at 11, you could just go get lunch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wake up naturally around 8:30, typically don’t eat until about 10, breakfast should be served until 11 considering brunch is from 11-2 most places

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me who wakes up for work at 4am but doesn't eat anything till 11am.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Many guests are actually there for work. If breakfast opens at 7, that's a little late for my liking. I gotta finish and drive over to the client and start timely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Even if they aren't there for work they're there for something, I can't really think of any times I slept in a hotel room and didn't have an early morning.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

In a lot of hotels people in other rooms start making noise around that time anyway, so you might as well get up and enjoy a big breakfast that you dont have to prepare yourself

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People sleeping in uncovered blankets and pillows triggers me so hard, why do people do that?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy blankets that are wearing nothing at all!!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically. Don't actually know what the right word is for which part of the bedding, so I went for that. 😅

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Duvet cover?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I think they're talking about the duvet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

You put a blanket on your blanket?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

I think its the fact that you dont have to prepare the food. You wake up, throw some shit on and just fuck off to eat for an hour straight because they have all the food you would ever want.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A change in environment often energizes people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That and you pay good money to go on vacation. Why would you waste it sleeping, which you can do anywhere?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not if I'm by myself in the hotel/trip.

I/someone paid for the bed & I'm gonna use it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They'll still stop serving breakfast at 9 sharp and you'll be hungry until lunch. 🙁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I hate breakfast. Give me that extra sleep anyway. It's not like they are very good either.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people

...the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30, preferably not before 13.30: i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You’re spiritually a morning person, just in another time zone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair. At home I ain’t got shit to do. On vacation, there’s always something to do…even rushing to the pool/beach to do more nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

... because you want to or because breakfast ends before you normally get up?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I missing the joke here? Your God damn right I'm going to be up eating the delicious breakfast buffet when I'm on vacation. And your also right that I'm going to sleep until lunch on the weekends so I don't need to expend effort for breakfast. I literally can't see doing this any other way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also of course I will be up early if I'm at a hotel so I can get the most time out of my stay. Because I'm most likely somewhere where I want to experience things.

🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I just back from vacation, stayed at a hotel that had free breakfast from 6-9. I was in that hotel for a full week, didn't make it to breakfast once. Felt like a waste of money, waking up at noon and walking to a breakfast place nearby, but I'd rather pay for a meal than wake up early so 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone up at that time on holiday wears socks with crocs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I am on vacation I miss about 95% of all breakfasts in Hotels. They are too early.

And if it is a free breakfast it usually is garbage anyways.

There are exceptions but they are very rare.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Spot on. I love being almost alone with my breakfast, tons of coffee and my book.

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