Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather
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3 days old with an exclusively upvoted comment that explained something to everyone. Legend π
Much obliged. I've actually been here about 2 years since the Reddit API fiasco but was originally on lemm.ee, and well, yeah lol. I'd wager that's the bulk of new accounts for the last few weeks.
I should have known ππ€¦ββοΈ Still a legend π«‘
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You see, I sat here in my back yard smoking a joint and piecing this one out for probably 3 minutes and the answers in the comments.
How am I suppose to guess the name of a girl? And that's a remote! A remote control...
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Well leak Jackie O
Eye cokeβt
Remote the storm
Well damn woman I can't remote the cloud?
Well damn Jackie I canβt control the weather. - Michael Kelso
That's what I wish I could tell my boss when my IP rotates.
Cokedt remote the cloud
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Well damn Jackie, I canβt remote the sky
water water woman eyeball soda letter t remote teh cloudy sky
Well damn Jackie. I can't control the weather
At bk have it your way
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She. Did. Not. Ask. You. To. Fix. It. π’
But thanks for the riddle, I liked it.
I get that response due to the way this quote may have been used on the internet, but to be fair, in the show she was absolutely implicitly asking him to fix it. She says this after seeing that Eric gave Donna his coat when she said she was cold, and was essentially testing him.
Then why is she communicating a problem if no action is required? Why even say anything?
Sometimes people want to verbalize how they think or feel. It's human nature.
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why are you communicating this question if it's got a trivial answer you're demonstrating by asking it? Why even say anything?
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Well dam Jacqueline Bouvier-Onassis, I coke T remote the clouds?
This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.
Is a TV remote really called a "control" (not "remote control," not "controller") anywhere?
EDIT:
In non-English languages. Or at least one. Sometimes.
This pictograph couldn't possibly make sense in any language other than English, so that's the only one that would apply in this case.
Fair. I meant the answer in general, out of context. In context there's no excuse : ).
Well damn somebody I can't remote the something
Wishing well overflow, old lady! Eyeball Coca-Cola, t-remote the clouds!
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Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke't! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!
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I loved that show, but Danny Masterson made it pretty hard to re watch.
Most of the kids from that show have turned out to be terrible people.
Most people are terrible
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Water well Verzasca Dam Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, left Orbital can of Coca-Cola lower case "t" television remote control the blurry Star Destroyers.
Picture, picture, picture, picture, picture, screenshot, picture, screenshot, picture.
That well is probably AI, though.
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