Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
266 points (100.0% liked)
Not The Onion
17034 readers
1160 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.
She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.
I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.
She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.
Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.
Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.
"They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"
Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.
Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.
Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?
Yeah this isn't the first time ever
But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.
Have you seen a man eating his own head?
Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.
Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni
Hello boys.
Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently
kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.
Honestly?
She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.
she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.
Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.
For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.
Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.
So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.
His name was Hannibal Lector.
Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.
The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.
Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.
Pizza the Hut?