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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Better than the alternative of simply not eating anything.

Some nutrition is better than no nutrition.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hope that's decaf. Methylphenidate and caffeine really don't mix well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've had zero issues and my psych hadn't said anything either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Lucky you! I'm just getting started so I'm not allowed to drink caffeine as it would falsify the effects. The "manual" (Packungsbeilage in German) also says that caffeine can have an adverse effect, making you completely jittery and unable to concentrate. But every person is different and you lucked out I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Recommendations?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

filkthylfenidate

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah yes breakfast of champions

  • methylphenidate
  • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
  • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As NT-master race, had to look it up:

methylphenidate = Ritalin

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6

(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

That's the methylphenidate talking.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is more healthy than the average diet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It's already supposed to be a balanced diet with fiber and protein, wouldn't bread throw off the balance?

[–] pwnOrbitals 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would recemmend reading the book "ultra processed people" to understand why I strongly disagree

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?

Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.

[–] pwnOrbitals 8 points 1 week ago

A burger with fries and coke is not "average diet", not even in the US, lots of research on that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that's designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn't very equal XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sure is. Why do you think not?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.

yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Zero Zucker

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This is so disgusting!

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