This is just star trek that happnes in the universe of the hit 2002 movie Thunderpants.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
394 points (100.0% liked)
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name
5548 readers
951 users here now
/c/TenForward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!
Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.
~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally "othering" of a group will result in removal/ban.
~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That's okay! Just don't let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.
~ 3. Use spoiler tags. This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it's free game.
~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.
~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.
~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.
~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not 'inspire jamaharon'
~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community's expectations.
Fun will now commence.
Sister Communities:
Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!
Creator Resources:
Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)
Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
They could still refer to it as the ass-end of the ship
You'd be amused to hear that "fart" in most Scandinavian languages means speed/movement/travel
So we have fartpilot, overfart, fartbump, fartkontrol etc
I personally could use more fartkontrol
Not sure if this applies to all Scandinavian languages, but I remember learning that the word for "end" in Swedish is "slut".
Would "end of speed" be fartslut?
Yes!
Also, the last bus/train station is the slutstation. And that's where you get off!
Amazing, what a beautiful language! (not sarcasm)
Make it so, Number Two!
Fart in Swedish means...
Speeed
This is not a thing I ever wanted to think about
- "It's simply impossible to go beyond fart factor 10."
- "Eject the fart core!! (rip)"
- "I'll execute you just like Tuvix if you ever change the type of beans in my coffee specification again!!"
- "We monitor for species that are on the verge of achieving the fart-drive technology."
- "Bean me up, Scotty."
- "The fart field extends around the ship traveling through fart-warped space, it's like hot-boxing or Dutch ovenning."
- "Foton torpedo, target their starboard fart-box, on my mark!"
- "Warning! Incoming fart signatures!!"
- "Do not reverse the polarity on the engine drive or we will all instantly get pink eye!!"
- "Who put hot-sauce on the Difarthium crystals?? The ship can't take the extra boost!!"
- "Wesley, go clean the warp anuses!"
Whoever changed the warp scale in Star Trek: grumble grumble, warp 9 and warp 9.5 sound barely different.
I dunno about you, but I prefer a scale for velocity where as velocity goes to infinity, so does your scale
... all these scales can go to infinity regardless of if they are logarithmic or not (if I understood your complaint correctly).
And you are right, warp 10 isn't the maximum, just an (energy consumption of that) tech limitation. And also that is very ship-capability specific - eg crew's experience on a warp 7 ship going from 7.0 to 7.5 is not at all comparable in any practical navigational reasons to crew's experience on a warp 9 ship going from 9.0 to 9.5.
I don't think the warp 10 being infinite by default is cannon tho:
@Little8Lost
This technically counts as green energy. Or is it brown energy?
mostly green with sudden bursts of brown to keep the systems intact
Why isn't this loss
After the Burn, captains did what they had to do.
So... which one of you is going to ask Randall Munroe if this is plausible or not? Disregarding the the obvious frozen-butt problem, of course.
Farts are methane, right? The Space X raptor engine flies with subzero cooled liquid methane and an oxidiser.
So yeah it's totally possible to have a fart drive.
Ejecting just farts would also work, but to a very smaller degree of effectiveness.
where are you getting the oxygen though
LOx
If every butt had a tiny airlock 2 door system that operated to a very accurate degree of opening and shutting just when the farts came out, and all simultaneously, I believe frozen butts can be avoided
Maybe also use infra red heaters to keep butts warm and toasty at peak operating temperature for farp speed would also help 😬
"Fart" in norwegian means speed so checks out
Looking like a very british comic.
Entering trumpspace
Never watched star trek. No idea what this comic is trying to say. But I love the surrealist energy lol.
- Panel 1: The engine room of a starship, with giant cans of baked beans piped directly to the mouths of some heads poking out of the wall.
- Panel 2: An outside view of the rear of the starship, showing an array of butts protruding from the starship, implied to be the butts of the people in the wall in Panel 1.
- Panel 3: The starship captain issuing the command "fart".
- Panel 4: The starship is now being propelled through space via the thrust generated by the array of farting butts from Panel 2.
This is more-or-less the same as the experimental drive introduced in Star Trek Discovery.
Number one.
Give it the beans.
The reality where human technology developed around harnessing the power of farts is a strange one. Still better than ours, though.
But is it better than mycelium drive? 🤔
I propose a race!
Does the Discovery from this reality have a farting mushroom drive?...
You might be interested in a little movie called Thunderpants!
It's exactly what you think it is, and surprisingly good!
This is delightfully silly and exactly what I needed given the way my day has gone.
technically one could simulate this on a holodeck.