I'd pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don't want anything to do with you. I don't know shit about gorillas
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Gorillas will tear off your face and testicles AFAIK. Just imagine the depraved shit a human would do to you assuming they could get away with it without repercussion.
They wouldn't hesitate to fuck you up.
Especially since it's a single wolf. I don't think I'd choose a pack over the others.
Wolf. Wolves are naturally shy of humans, and while gorillas are also, gorillas are also much bigger and stronger. If one decides it's mad at you it will pull your limbs off. Or worse. A wolf will try to rip you apart and tear your throat out if it's mad at you, but since it's in a different weight class you might actually stand a chance if you curl up in the fetal position or whack it in the face with a rock.
Gorilla? I feel like being super submissive and not making eye contact would probably keep it from tearing off my arms to use as drumsticks? I'm not a gorilla expert though, so anyone who knows more can feel free to tell me. Although I guess with a wolf, you could just climb a tree and be ok, depending on how long you have to stay. Either, I guess. I'm pretty convinced that I'll die trying to pet a wild animal when the moron part of my brain tells me it's friend-shaped, anyway, so whatever.
I'm going Wolf personally. I might have a chance with a wolf, gorillas are stupid strong. No thanks.
A single wolf is just a big dog. A gorilla can pick you up and tear you in half.
Really missed the opportunity to have the top bracket be "Lions" and "Tigers"
Lions, Tigers, and Bears, no man!
RIP Harambe. 😭
Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.
We tamed them once, we can do it again!
Wolf for sure, you can bribe a wolf a lot easier than a gorilla, you move in a way that gorilla doesn't like and you dead.
Well Todd, it looks like Wolf might be the clear winner in today's matchup but what I think spectators are really want to know is how the next round will fare.
AROOO THE WOLF
HELL YEAH BRÖTHER! WOLVES WILL RESPECT YOUR PERSONAL SPACE AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT THEIRS! THEY COULD ALSO RAISE YOUR YOUNG 'UNS TO FORM ONE OF THE MOST HISTORICALLY AND CULTURALLY RELEVANT CITIES/EMPIRES IN HISTORY! AROOOOOOOOOOO(ME)
The Tarzan kid part of me wants to say gorilla but the dog person in me would definitely choose the wolf. That's a tough one.
I picked man over bear because man probably won't eat you. But if gorilla is a choice, that wins. Gorilla is friend as long as you keep your head low and he knows he's the boss. Also don't suprise him.
The bear also isn't going to rape you and I would say the chances of the bear eating you and the man eating you are the same.
because man probably won't eat you.
that's why I dumped my last boyfriend
Even though it's the most prolific killer of the animal kingdom, the winner of the competition turned out to be the mosquito.
Can men participate as judges in the tourney, this time?
Wolf. It's a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
You think you can take on a wolf? They aren't chihuahuas you know.
I know I can't take on a gorilla. I might be able to take on a wolf lol.
Your chances of beating a wolf are low enough that you'd probably be better off with the quick death the other two would provide.
Wolf. It’s a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
lol at this
Definitely wolf. If I get trapped with a gorilla and some shots it to save me, humanity get will get so much negative karma on top of what we are still paying from 2016 and I won't be able to live with the guilt.
Wolf. Not only do I think my chances are better, I'd also feel less bad about trying to fuck up a wolf if I had to
Considering there's basically no chance of fucking up the gorilla, I don't think you'd have to worry about the ethics of the situation.
Run, Forrest, run!
This takes me back to "gorilla, man, gun," which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that's just where I always played it shrug)
How does that work? Gorilla kills man? Gun kills Gorilla? but what's the man/gun outcome? Because gun also kills man
Are we talking a sign language-using gorilla with a pet kitty or...?
A random one, so most likely not