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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (9 children)

A recall that 99% won't be claimed since if you are buying butter you know it contains milk. Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You do realize we're talking about the same society that requires a warning label to not eat the shampoo?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

What?! You can eat the shampoo? No dog food for Victor tonight!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the same society that just elected a fascist dictator-wannabe. No matter how many intelligent people you know, there's enough to do that.

Maybe warning labels were a mistake...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Gotta be real dumb

Well based on last Tuesday, this is a shockingly large number of people.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They’ll just put a sticker on it that says “contains milk”. This is like one of those Tesla recalls that is really just a software update done to meet federal or state requirements.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

The US is the most litigious country in the world. They’re likely making sure all bases are covered just in case.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This is America.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

So like 50% of people then?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I understand the "slippery slope" issue but what an insane waste of food just over liability and pointing out the obvious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's not as bad as you think. Grocery stores will just send it back to the manufacturer and re-sticker it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What a waste of fuel and cause of extra pollutants for nothing

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

What about putting a sticker over it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a person with allergies to specific foods, then don't make this mistake. Measure twice, cut once. These rules were written in blood, and tiniest violin for companies who fail it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

If I were a customer who purchased this, I would just ignore it. I assume many will do the same. It isn't worth dealing with if it isn't an issue for you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The recall is redundant, it should just be a notice that butter contains milk, and stickers for any leftover inventory.

Collecting it and destroying it like it's poison is silly. If your allergic to milk, you probably should not be buying butter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

There’s an enforcement component. It’s designed to punish the producer so it hurts so it won’t do it again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yup. If you are sensitive to a food product you should be aware already of basic products that by definition contain them. Like telling me yogurt is dairy based.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'll start the bidding for 24lb at $0.10/lb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

lol, right! I’ll take all of it for pennie’s.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Weird, is there a crackdown on this sort of thing or did someone really mess up big? I was actually called by my foodstore today to let me know that liptons French onion soup mix was recalled because it didn't list that it has egg in it and my records show that I had purchased this. I don't know if I ever saw this kind of recall before let alone twice in the same day.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I subscribed to FSIS updates and this happens pretty often. Allergen labels are taken pretty seriously. And they send out notifications when they come across one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have an intimate relationship with your grocer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Automated message based off rewards card info. Still it's the first time I ever got that and thought it was odd. At least you get something for giving away all your info to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

80,000 pounds is slightly over two tractor trailers' worth. For the whole country, that's not a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

And that small batch had a label with a different list of ingredients/allergens somehow? I'm curious how that happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Printer stopped working, or it got misaligned to the paper, and just the allergen message was cut off. Perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Since we're on the topic: do people refrigerate their butter? Those who do, what's your process for getting it on toast smoothly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I refrigerate my butter and don't make toast very often. When I do make toast, I cut off the appropriate amount of butter and place it on the warm toast and let it sit to acclimate. After a moment, I spread it with a knife.

No, the spread is not amazing and creamy. It is still a little cold and chunky. But I don't care leaving your butter out is weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Join the butter dish supremacy. I promise, you’ll like your life more

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Also use the salted butter to leave out. It keeps better and tastes better too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oh! Lowest setting! That explains what happened...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Butter is tasty but annoying, so I switched to those butter-vegetable oil hybrids.

They taste a bit like butter but spread like margarine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Use a butter bell. There's no reason to refrigerate butter.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Salted can be left out but not unsalted. I buy salted anyway, and it comes 4 bars to a pack, so I'll take out a bar, cut it in half, put half back in the fridge and leave half in a butter dish, replace as needed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Until recently, I had some butter on a butter plate with a lid, and would take it to room temperature in advance of wanting to use it. Not the best method, but better than only having fridge temperature butter. A few weeks ago I got a French butter dish after being introduced to the concept. You can keep a good dose of butter in room temperature, with water making it airtight so the butter stays fresh. So far very much liking it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We just plonk it in the microwave till it slightly melts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

If I'm desperate I'll microwave it on 20% for 20 seconds or so. But these days I always leave a bit out.

Salted butter stays good for longer when unrefrigerated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yup, keep it in the fridge. I just slice it up into thin patties while I wait for the toast to finish then I put it on the hot toast and it melts quickly.

The problem is when they bring out room temp toast and ice cold patties in restaurants. One thing I do is knead the patties in their wrappers a bit to soften them up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yes. Take an appropriate chunk for your needs and nuke it for 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I don't really eat toast. If it's on popcorn I'll melt it then pour it on, but that makes the popcorn soggy. I need to find a better solution for popcorn tbh

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Not sure that butter can be said to contain milk by the FDA's definition of milk. So they'll need to recall it again after adding that label.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

They should have waited a Couple Months! This type of thing will NEVER happen under Trump! He's Protecting us (from accidentally ingesting a potential Poison depending on the Person!)!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

and it probably gets thrown out then the price jacked up on the next batch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

High chance a sticker is placed on them that addresses the issue.

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