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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"Hey, isn't that Dave's skull?"

"Can't be, I just saw him this morning. Sure looks like him though. Weird."

[–] [email protected] 146 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There are fossilized humans. Fossilization really doesn't take that much time, geologically speaking; it just requires very specific conditions.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

About how much time are we talkin here?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Human species before H. Sapiens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

No homo, but the H is for homo

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Also makes you wonder what fossils they mean, of the same species or then already extinct ones.

Because according to a quick Wikipedia search the oldest hominid fossils (?) are something like 7 millions years old

That's much much shorter than dinosaurs where around but hey " hominins are around long enough to unearth hominin fossils"!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There are still a few of them in government.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 days ago (6 children)

It is more chronologically accurate to show a t-rex being hit by a car than it is to show a t-rex eating a stegosaurus

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I said I'm sorry. But if you're going to let your T-Rex out at night you should at least put a reflective collar on it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my t-rex.

Your daughter come to my house today, And she come on my property and then she kick my t-rex. And now my t-rex needs operation.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How cruel.

My T-Rex ist mostly armless

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

That would be a knee slapper if I could reach.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

This is the comparison I was looking for. It’s great to explain that media shows them together but untrue, it is a totally different idea to explain the staggering time difference between the two.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You made me scroll up to the picture again, looking for a T-Rex or a car

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

And people mocked me for my human-tyrannosaur slashfic on ao3. Well, who's laughing now?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Birds are considered to be dinosaurs. Birds exist now. We are finding dinosaur fossils now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

That's what the XKCD that was posted says. Mostly.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

This is only mind blowing because popular media likes to show every dinosaur at once. Like there's a lot of things depicting stegosaurus fighting T-Rex; but these animals never would have met. They're from entirely different periods.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How dare you suggest DinoTrux lied to us!!!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

If gasoline is made from dinosaurs, what did the Dinotrux run on?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago

The blood of their enemies!!!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

DinoTrux drove the earth for such a long time BP Oil^®^ existed while DinoTrux drove the earth.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

You can tell because non of them has feathers.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

We live closer to the time of T-Rex than T-Rex lived to the time of Stegosaurus.

67 million years separate us from T-Rex.
83 million years separate T-Rex from Stegosaurus. (150 million years between us and Stegosaurus)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

on a similar note: When cleopatra lived, the pyramids were already ancient

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Cleopatra lived closer to t-rex than us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

You were born after cleopatra died 🫠🤑👻

Follow me for more Greece facts.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

There's always a relevant xkcd

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I suddenly feel very small, but also the load off my shoulders lifted.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This meme made me gasp loud enough that my girlfriend was worried something was wrong.

Then I had to explain that I'm 41 years old and was just shocked by a dinosaur fact.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

To be fair, things can fossilise very quickly given ideal conditions. Still dinosaurs reigned for a lot more time than mammals and frankly nature is still feeling the loss in certain ways.

https://www.americanforests.org/article/the-trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Another fun fact (dino facts are the best facts): There are more "dinosaur" species alive today than there are mammal species.
11,000 bird species alive today (approx)
6,000 mammal species alive today (approx)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Also, my favourite fact is we know almost nothing about dinosaurs from jungles and mountains. Most of our knowledge comes from wetland and oceanic creatures because of the way fossils are formed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Forty-one?! You're practically a fossil!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OK, now I'm imagining dinosaur archaeologists (monocles and brushes, not bullwhips and quips).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also, water you are drinking has probably been peed by dinosaure. Several time. But probably not peed by a human.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Second relevant xkcd of the comments https://what-if.xkcd.com/74/

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, there are human fossiles aswell and we have been here for a pretty short time.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Well, there are plenty of hominid fossils and we humans are plentiful.

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