"Hey, isn't that Dave's skull?"
"Can't be, I just saw him this morning. Sure looks like him though. Weird."
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"Hey, isn't that Dave's skull?"
"Can't be, I just saw him this morning. Sure looks like him though. Weird."
There are fossilized humans. Fossilization really doesn't take that much time, geologically speaking; it just requires very specific conditions.
About how much time are we talkin here?
Human species before H. Sapiens
Homer Sapiens?
No homo, but the H is for homo
Also makes you wonder what fossils they mean, of the same species or then already extinct ones.
Because according to a quick Wikipedia search the oldest hominid fossils (?) are something like 7 millions years old
That's much much shorter than dinosaurs where around but hey " hominins are around long enough to unearth hominin fossils"!
There are still a few of them in government.
It is more chronologically accurate to show a t-rex being hit by a car than it is to show a t-rex eating a stegosaurus
I said I'm sorry. But if you're going to let your T-Rex out at night you should at least put a reflective collar on it.
Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my t-rex.
Your daughter come to my house today, And she come on my property and then she kick my t-rex. And now my t-rex needs operation.
How cruel.
My T-Rex ist mostly armless
That would be a knee slapper if I could reach.
This is the comparison I was looking for. It’s great to explain that media shows them together but untrue, it is a totally different idea to explain the staggering time difference between the two.
You made me scroll up to the picture again, looking for a T-Rex or a car
And people mocked me for my human-tyrannosaur slashfic on ao3. Well, who's laughing now?
Birds are considered to be dinosaurs. Birds exist now. We are finding dinosaur fossils now.
That's what the XKCD that was posted says. Mostly.
This is only mind blowing because popular media likes to show every dinosaur at once. Like there's a lot of things depicting stegosaurus fighting T-Rex; but these animals never would have met. They're from entirely different periods.
How dare you suggest DinoTrux lied to us!!!
If gasoline is made from dinosaurs, what did the Dinotrux run on?
The blood of their enemies!!!
DinoTrux drove the earth for such a long time BP Oil^®^ existed while DinoTrux drove the earth.
You can tell because non of them has feathers.
We live closer to the time of T-Rex than T-Rex lived to the time of Stegosaurus.
67 million years separate us from T-Rex.
83 million years separate T-Rex from Stegosaurus. (150 million years between us and Stegosaurus)
on a similar note: When cleopatra lived, the pyramids were already ancient
Cleopatra lived closer to t-rex than us
You were born after cleopatra died 🫠🤑👻
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I suddenly feel very small, but also the load off my shoulders lifted.
This meme made me gasp loud enough that my girlfriend was worried something was wrong.
Then I had to explain that I'm 41 years old and was just shocked by a dinosaur fact.
To be fair, things can fossilise very quickly given ideal conditions. Still dinosaurs reigned for a lot more time than mammals and frankly nature is still feeling the loss in certain ways.
https://www.americanforests.org/article/the-trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/
Another fun fact (dino facts are the best facts): There are more "dinosaur" species alive today than there are mammal species.
11,000 bird species alive today (approx)
6,000 mammal species alive today (approx)
Also, my favourite fact is we know almost nothing about dinosaurs from jungles and mountains. Most of our knowledge comes from wetland and oceanic creatures because of the way fossils are formed.
Forty-one?! You're practically a fossil!
OK, now I'm imagining dinosaur archaeologists (monocles and brushes, not bullwhips and quips).
Also, water you are drinking has probably been peed by dinosaure. Several time. But probably not peed by a human.
guzzles water
Well, there are human fossiles aswell and we have been here for a pretty short time.
Well, there are plenty of hominid fossils and we humans are plentiful.