This guy farts

My dreams have been shattered.

There is a reasonable amount of oxygen in farts? Really?

So if I farted into a vaccum sealed bag... I could save it then?

I remember sitting in the hall during school as a second grader taking to a friend. I said, "I wonder if you farted in a balloon if it would float." A teacher overheard me and scolded me about it, for some reason.

That's the same way they did it on Mythbusters.

My brother used to fart in a tennis ball can and hold me down and make me smell it. I agree, contained farts are awfuler.

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I think its because while its under water it doesn't have a chance to diffuse into a larger volume of air -- normally farts are pretty dilute by the time it makes it to anyone's nose.

Yeah, they didn't fart in that jar, shart maybe...

Fartspoon > poopknife.

Hey sweetie, would you like anymore fart mousse?

You know why.

why is the jar brown to start with, what kind of a fart are we dealing with here sir?

To agitate the fart in 20 years.

A better question might be what kind of farts did they have to laminate the inside of that jar so thoroughly that only a spoon could extract it?

I say that every time I hear this song too hahaha.

You're gonna catch a cold,

From the ice inside your hole.

*Tearing ~~love~~ butt apart

Yahh the article said farted not sharted...

Something about that story smells fishy.

$1k / jar and brought in $100k... so that's 100 jars total. Maybe a little extra in case of an accident during shipping. So why did she need to fart 50x per week? Shit, that would be $2.4 million per year of she could actually sell that.

So the way I see it, she was farting in a jar 50x per week but only selling 2 of them... that's not a business, that's a fetish she managed to squeeze a whiff of money out of.

methane does not have a smell. most hydrocarbons don't. that's why they put smelly stuff (mostly thiols, which are very smelly sulphur compounds) into butane, gasoline, etc.

What? This isn't even remotely true. Standard glass blocks half of UV at best (UVB), and it's the less harmful half.

How do you preserve a sunset, or a child’s laughter? How do you preserve the feeling of a first kiss, or the flavor of your mom’s hug? How do you preserve the memory of your lost love, or the fish that flew away? How do you preserve the anxious feeling of your first ritual death match in the ring of eternal fire, or a crisp autumn day?

Fart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.

Just store it in an office chair.