Baldur's Gate 3 just called, it says that anon is a moron.
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Warframe also called. They have all of the cool stuff Destiny fans have been begging for since forever.
And, somehow: Mario kart mode? Better-gameplay-loop-than-star-citizen space ship to ship combat? Boy band villains.
Also they recently re-optimized their game and added a bunch of modern compression algorithms so a DX12 game runs decently on the switch.
I sincerely hope warframe never dies. I love it to pieces.
I don't know what it is, but... I have always been a Baldur's Gate fan of the first hour. BG1, when I played it back in 1998, blew my mind so completely that I STILL consider it the best CRPG ever made, hands down. After that came NWN and NWN2 and I enjoyed those also. It was also what introduced me to D&D and I read a ton of D&D novels after that.
So you'd think that when BG3 came along, especially with me being Belgian, I'd be completely stoked. I immediately bought the game and... found to my greatest surprise that I just couldn't enjoy it. At all.
See, I bought and tried Divinity: Original Sin 1 & 2 and had the EXACT same problem. I just couldn't/can't get over the turn-based combat. It sucks so much ass. Realtime with "hidden" dnd rules was the way to go.
So now whenever I see people gushing about BG3 I somehow feel like I "failed" myself for being disappointed in what seems to be the objectively best game ever made according to, well, everyone.
Maybe it's just a sign that there's something wrong with me and that I've lost the ability to enjoy good games. Ah well.
It sucks so much ass. Realtime with "hidden" dnd rules was the way to go.
As somebody who played turn-based RPGs first, I find that real-time with pause RPGs are slow, overly punishing and have no viable way to strategize. I dislike them very much.
It's not a problem with turn-based, per se. I love Xcom. I finished Expeditions: Rome which is 100% turn-based combat on a grid exactly like BG3 & D:OS I&II. I love D&D rulesets as well. It's just something about the exact combination of these things in BG3 that really REALLY irks me and prevents me from enjoying the game at all.
Different strokes for different folks I guess
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And yet, I am still suprised and new ideas still are created
"it's all over" because a anon said so.
Giga chad, no less.
Like what exactly? Micro transactions? Cash shops in full price games? Base games costing 80 bucks now? Incomplete games sold as early access? Ray tracing that almost looks as good as raster for a quarter of the frames? Fake frames to keep up? Most gamers don't even play modern AAA titles. They play games like Minecraft and Fortnite which came out over five years ago. Hell. the exception is CS2 and that's just CSGO to the point the Micro transactions carry over.
What new ideas?
Time-loop mechanics, Trico's AI in The Last Guardian, the whole gameplay of Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, the Nemesis System in Shadow of War, Disco Elysium... all of it, the co-op gameplay in the Dark Pictures Anthology games, the Alien's AI in Isolation... the list goes on. Stop being a doomer.
The real takeaway for me from posts like this is that 4chan must be aging. Kids are, at the very least, becoming stupid somewhere else.
kids these days i tell yah hwat
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There was slop in the old days too, just like there are good ideas now.
Name one game produced in the 80s that wasn’t a masterpiece. I’ll wait.
What, like ET for the Atari? The game that was so bad, it very likely caused the video game crash in North America?
Damn that was low hanging fruit. Like so low it was actually already buried underground.
That's a great reference, for those who don't get it:
Excavating the Atari E.T. Video Game Burial Site-Game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXK2mKtu20
False, ET was a masterpiece. Next fabrication?
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was the best game ever made!
Objective and indisputable truth.
Triple A inherently stands for risk avoidant, and money grabbend. It takes a special exception to get an AAA game that is more than ok. But the best games have never been the big bidget super polished games.
In the last 5 years, we have seen vampire survivors raise an entire genre from obscurity to the general public. Lethal company has caused a lot of chaos among friends. BG3 has surprised even the fans (one of those AAA exceptions). Technically, Satisfactory was finally released in 2024. Stray has given us a small but unique experience. Dave the diver is an experience that I still can't pinpoint the genre of. Half Life Alyx was revolutionary for the VR market. There has been a complete revival of the boomer shooter genre. Doki Doki literature club spawned a new cult following.
These are just some samples that I grabbed from the following search: https://steamdb.info/instantsearch/?range%5BuserScore%5D=90%3A&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B0%5D=2025&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B1%5D=2024&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B2%5D=2023&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B3%5D=2022&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B4%5D=2021&refinementList%5BreleaseYear%5D%5B5%5D=2020
Anon is a fool. We have barely even begun to make games gay.
Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldurs Gate 3 want to have a word with anon
For sure! I definitely feel we've drastically slowed down but media is by no means dead. It can be harder to find the gems than before in some regards though.
Hnm that definitely applies to AAA games, although I feel like the power dynamics are just changing. We see more and more indie smash hits, compared to AAA hits imo
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I just saw a video of a teenage girl with biotic arms that actually functioned so no I don't believe that all the cool stuff is in the past
And yet you're talking about something you saw in the past. Maybe you just crossed the threshold.
Yes but I saw it after this post was created, proving the axiom of the original post false.
Good point. OP should have waited to post that after you saw that video.
... and that's why 4chan went offline. because there's nothing new to be said anymore. it has all been said already anyways
This man isn't wise, he's just Grandpa Simpson.
Yeah, there are a lot of cool games out, especially when you take indy games into consideration.
imagine blaming capitalism on the gays
Anon only plays games from when his parents weren't divorced
Good games are still being made. Silksong for instance is to be relaesed this year
I would hesitate to call any unreleased game good, not because I think good games won't come out in the future but because it is so hard to distinguish hype from reality until actual, regular people get to play it without any restrictions (like NDAs,...).
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Now get off my lawn!
Omg Jujutsu Kaisen
I hate to say it, but currently playing a lightly modded New Vegas is the most I've enjoyed a video game in while. Haven't touched it since I played it at release on the 360.
I'm playing a heavily modded fallout 4 (London) and I'm realizing it's actually a really good game if you let someone else do the writing.
Ooh, I kinda forgot about that one. Is it working well enough on its own or does it need some extra fixes to not crash?
Buffout is a musthave mod to make loading times acceptable, but nowadays it works really well.
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That’s not true Persona is modern.
Thank fuck this wasn't posted before portal 2 was created... And rocket League... And ahh shit the new skate isn't out yet.
Lets be honest the new skate looks like crap.
This mf posted this before someone found an easy and cost-effective way to make large parabolic mirrors
In terms of amazing new games, Terra Invicta is eating all my free time. I'm losing over and over because it's a sprawling beast of a grand strategy game, but still fascinating to poke around and see how deep the rabbithole goes.
Hazelight Studios, and all of their fans, would like to have a word with anon.
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