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Manipulate the gel in their hair.
Their watch suddenly slips off their wrist.
Belt opens, pants fall down.
Or manipulate the watch-arm by moving the watch.
Turn off microphone, or even make it fall down.
Volume on max.
Make their phone vibrate.
~~ Edit: make the fillings of their teeth fall out, or heck, keep their mouth shut by manipulating the fillings.
damn, threadkiller?
Belt opens, pants fall down
Thus is all I need, really. Unlimited power!
Someone who can't get basic things done properly won't gain much of a following or at least will be questionable. Therefore:
Good old unzip, unbutton, and wardrobe disaster. Your politician's pants or skirt fall to the floor and they are exposed, they may trip over that too.
Similar shenanigans with shoelaces.
Wearing a tie?" The wind " will always flap it on their faces. Repeatedly . Just like in TES
They will always get food stains and smears. These people don't know how to eat without making a mess. They will even "accidentally" stain people next to them.
Can I manipulate Botox? Silicone? I'd be making them make faces or just have restless boobs if applicable.
Now I'm gonna steal some ideas I've read posted here and add to my repertoire:
recording and releasing information using their own phones,
Keeping their mouth shut or messing up their speech, manipulating mouth fillings
Turn on/off cameras and microphones, catching them unaware or spoiling their message
How well-developed is this telekinetic power? Could I, for example:
I think in absence of doing real harm to them the best bet is to make them and everyone within 10M of them as extremely uncomfortable as possible.
Break everything they touch. Chair, collapse. Table, fold in on itself. Door, you guest it falls off its hinges.
Pants down, anything nearby that fits goes straight up the butt.
Permanently flying dildos that take turns during speeches.
I make a dildo fall out of Trump's pocket.
Edit to add: but not before I buy shares in leading dildo manufacturers, because no self-respecting MAGA will be caught dead in public without their pocket-dildo after that.
Imagine a butt plug falling out of the leg of someone's pants
Their clothes always have the logos of their donors on them. The bigger the donation, the bigger, and more prominent the logo.
Meanwhile, in the USA:
Reporter: "Mr. President, why is your suit in white, blue, red [🇷🇺] stripes?"
In the US this would probably turn into a point of pride pretty quickly.
Sounds like free marketing for those donors. I would instead suggest, have the logos, but have them either vandalized or modified in a way that ridicules the logo owner. Now that's going to generate friction
I dont know about embarassing but having any screen nearby them run a live fact check of any lies they tell.
As for embarassing, live updates on the screen of last time: farted, picked nose, didnt wash hands, imagined someone naked (including just partially), didnt understand what they were just told, a little bit if of wee dripped out, tries to hide arousal/erection etc.
Would love to see someones 'imagined someone naked' counter reset when they are talking to the queen, or 'tries to hide erection' when holding hands with ivanka.
Use their own phones to record their plans and illegal activities, then upload it all over.
Might work in democracies, in autocracies it doesn't do anything, and the dictator can just say fake news and censor everything.
I'd move things around right-wing politicians to spell out "666". This would be my full time job.
Got the idea imagining if every MAGA hat, flag, sign, etc., suddenly got a burned vignette edge with 666 in black gothic lettering.
Open their phone and show the world all the dick pics, (child) porn, etc on them.
Nah, nobody will believe that. You have to be subtle. Just invite a journalist to the groupchats with his homies.
dick pics, (child) porn
A certain country's president already have their excuses.
"CNN deekfake fake news, democrat sleepy joe pEdOpHiLe hunter biden's cHyNa laptop hacked it bigly and planted the evidence."
They will never be dry in public.
I make the air immediately around then smell like they just shit themselves
I make sure that they can smell it too
When the Tangerine Toddler is about to give an address, I make sure that the microphones stop working, and send fart sounds to the receivers, while the shit smell gets stronger and fills the nearby area
I'd make every deliberately dishonest statement from the mouth of a public figure cause a little raincloud to appear above their head, with little lightning bolts that look great on camera
I'll also make the arsehole of every conservative in the world itch uncontrollably whenever they choose to be a dickhead when they could choose to be nice
just make every loose item stick to them like a magnet. Either all the time or just when they obviously lie or otherwise twist the truth
Every bug swarms them. Better if I can get them to spell out the phrase "I CHUG DICKS" right across their forehead
I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.
Whenever they poop, it doesn't fall away from their body. It joins the rest.
Make the phrase: I LOVE DICKS - I SUCK COCK -, in a circle around them, spelled out in dildos. And just like Saturn, it follows them around everywhere. An alternative phrase would be: I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, still spelled out with dildos.
Every time they pick up a piece of paper, make it look like their hand is trembling.
Hey wait a minute...
looks at my shaky hands when holding my phone
Am I... an evil politician? 🤔
Hold their hairs that normally fall out in place until they are on camera then shed all at once.
Make their eyes water whenever they are on camera by pushing just a little too much air at them.
Wardrobe malfunctions are an option, but I think making them fumble everything would be better, so they try to hold a pen and it slips out of their hand etc.
Make the camera drift upwards so they look shorter.
Re-liquify Trumps bronzer and have it drip down his neck.
Manipulate nearby water (in glasses, but I am only interested in the water) to first be in the form of water vapor, and then turn back to liquid in the politician's pits and nipples and eyes. Making him seem like he's lactating during a very sombre press conference. Making him seem like he's hyper-perspiring during speeches. Making him seem like he's crying during budget deliberations.
I'll make this happen repeatedly, without drawing attention to it unnecessarily. Just a politician who lactates, gushes water out of his pits, and cries.
Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.
Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.
Every time they appear in public the pants come down.
I gently blow their documents of notes to the camera so it can be clearly seen wtf they are saying
I like what the Hitchhiker's Guide proposed: have their clothes make one step to the left. Or, even better for some people (esp. men): do it with their makeup. Perhaps fake teeth/hair.
Also, why manipulate the mug they're drinking out of when you can manipulate the fluid inside of it?
You could tie their shoe strings mid walk... Constantly switch the key caps on their keyboard around (you just know they have to look down while typing)...
Ha messing up the keyboard is gold, love it
Just turn off every camera/microphone that tries to record them lol
Increase the density of air around them by ten of fifteen percent. If they begin to lie, reduce it to like 85% of normal.
I won't allow them to make public speeches, cameras will always stop recording, and microphones won't work. When they wohld need to answer questions they won't be able to open their mouth or they won't hear what the question was, if my telekinesis allows to manipulate light, they will constantly miss things and won't be able to see things. Actually if anything but injuring them allowed in the 10 meter sphere, you can ruin their careers in matter of days if not hours.
magic dildo my ass!
I feel like opportunities to actually do anything embarrassing would be rare. You'd be better off doing vandalism in a way that doesn't seem like a supernatural conspiracy against whatever group you really hate. At least that sends a message of disapproval, rather than being highly useful political fodder for them.
Let the victims of their actions show up right next to them, when are in the middle of their boasting and lying.
