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[–] [email protected] 330 points 1 week ago (6 children)

In case anybody’s curious, buses are generally much wider than cars (my local buses are 8’6”, compared to the 6’6” Honda Odyssey); their seats are also narrower and the walls thinner, which adds up to a lot of interior space.

[–] [email protected] 198 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They also have vertical walls instead of curved because maximizing interior space is more important than aerodynamics for them.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Two feet wider, but at least they don't need to park in conventional spots. Except shit like Escalades exist, which are close to 8' and are impossible to see around when I'm trying to back out of a spot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always love when I'm stuck between two small-penis-mobile trucks in a parking space.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is why, whenever I can, I back into parking lot spots. It's much safer to back into a space because it has no oncoming traffic, just 2 parked cars to squeeze between and one to stop before hitting it. And then I drive out frontways so I can see. My Odyssey rear camera is very helpful for parking but useless for seeing someone zooming out of left field.

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because thats not how it works at all, Busses are much wider than cars.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For now. Cars keep getting wider year over year until they hit legal limits.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ford coming out with a 2-seater "bus" so they can release a truck that's 14 feet off the ground and gets 4 gallons a mile

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Ford has been making the f650 for over 20 years

Edit; it gets 6mpg btw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't think those are street legal in the US though. We have one at my work but it can only be used on private property.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They are designed specifically to be street legal commercial vehicles (aka no CDL required) in most US states.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also feel dumb now because of this child I've never met.

But now I'm flashbacking to being on a schoolbus and holy fuck those walls are thin.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

those walls are thin.

I’ve seen pictures of buses that accidentally fall off a steep road or cliff and basically fold like a flattened cardboard box.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I think most vehicles would have a pretty rough go of it if they fell off of a cliff though, especially if they turned upside down.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

2x insulation, 2x windows motors, wider seats per person, and busses are actually noticeably wider than cars. Cars should take up between 1/2 and 2/3 of the lane they actually occupy, while busses and big rigs puch a lot closer to the actual width of a car lane.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cars should take up between 1/2 and 2/3 of the lane they actually occupy

tell that to the stupid F-150s. 2 Seats, no aisle, and subjectively wider than a bus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Between 1988 and now the f150 only increased in width by .9 of an inch. Parking spots are set by the size of the f150 because they are consistent and abundant.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's because it has to accommodate wide arses. If you ever sit in one of their seats you just sort of get lost.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Buses are wider than cars.

Just look at this picture they're clearly much wider. The bus is wider damn it. Stupid kid.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smaller seats and slightly wider both sides.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But could it be twice as wider on one side, and not wider on the other?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Some buses have 2 seats on one side and only a row of single seats on the other side of the aisle, probably because they made that side not was wide as the other 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Certified Philomena Cunk question.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Could be; isn't

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A bus used for an activity that requires a bed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I had a friend in university who loved trolling a girl. He told her that we should boycott American and British goods, and that he had made a website to help: BanGBUS.com

She actually went away to look at the site.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine explaining euclidean shapes with it's wider, so it's wider' ...

But what the kid was asking is why arent cars designed to carry more people with all that wasted space & resources.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They weren't. They were a kid not an Internet hipster with no concept of delivery vehicles, disabled people, people with children or pets, people whose jobs and family lives require them to be able to leave and go somewhere at the drop of a hat, and people from tiny boutique nations founded before cars with excellent public transport that can quite easily get along without a car.

It would take me about 2.5 hours to get to work from home by bus. Each way. On a good day. With two transfers each way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Don't sing the buses any praises yet. The dark incentive to carry more people means the seats are quite rigid, vertical, bad quality and narrow in both directions. All in the name of transporting people like cattle (and for pretty much the same purpose). I can't sit in my city's new buses because my legs literally don't fit on the seat to the knees before hitting the next seat, even if I manspread. Have been asking around if other people are having this issue because I intend to file a legal case.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You're one of the few gangly ass tall guys with this issue, millions of people use busses without such issues, by this same logic you must think planes are a terrible form of travel as well, cause you can't fit in those seats with cramped leg room

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh I think we can all agree airplane seats are the shittiest and airplanes are a terrible mode of travel, the whole experience has become godawful. If people had any other option that could transport them far distances quickly, they'd take it.

At least veniasulente does USE the buses even though they've become so uncomfortable. And filing a legal case is one way to prevent them from becoming even more cramped. You know, the reason airline seats/aisles are so shitty is because they got the government to carve out exceptions for them from the ADA decades ago, so you CAN'T file a legal claim.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably I would but I can't realistically pay for a plane ticket in this economy lol.

Oh well I'll never know.

But I did fit in older buses without issues, which means the buses are being shrinkflationed for capitalism. (I can't have grown 8 cm in one year yet kept using the same clothes, can I?)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, those evil vehicles of capitalism, checks notes buses...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that part might be true, although I don't think they've made it as bad as plane seats yet, and there's usual a few seats with nothing in front of them, like the ones for disabled people or the ones that are parallel to the bus walls

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It sounds like your transit system has the good problem of needing to accommodate more passengers. Why not ask your local authorities (transit authority, city council, etc) to look into upgrading these busier routes to trams or even heavy rail? That way they could add A LOT more capacity without having to make the experience so uncomfortable, and they'd save money in the long run.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks. Fortunately, there is actually a (one) light rail project under study, it just happens to not cover my general area. Hopefully if it goes ahead and works, it'd mean there'll be more. But it has my support in the meantime!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wanna take this chance to really encourage you to get out there and let people know you want to see this project and want to see more like it. In general, the majority of people who show up to these meetings are the NIMBYs who simply ask that everybody drive an $80,000 tank and run over anyone on a bicycle. We could really use your voice.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Stop thinking you communist little shit! Need to stop buses so can sell more crrrs!

Now to make them really mad, think about how clean the air, how silent the streets were if we ONLY had buses. How technologically interesting they would be, with hepa filters so people dont get sick and have less argument for individual cars.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Almost there...

road space comparison of 60 people with different vehicles

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