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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Awesome, so if you see those maga people at crosswalks or outside of planned parenthood, go ahead and run them down

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't understand how these MAGA Morons can't figure out that these laws they want are two-edged swords. If they can use it against normal people, then normal people can use it against them, too.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's because you still think the system will act fairly, it won't. If you hit someone the administration likes, you're in trouble, if you someone they don't like, you're a hero. There's never been any intentions of fairness from the republicans, rules for thee not for me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Maga has gotten the green light that rules don't apply to them especially after j6 pardons. If someone runs over a maga idiot you can guarantee courts will throw the book at the driver. Rules for the and not for me.

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[–] [email protected] 276 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That ICE agent looks a lot like a protestor.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I thought it was the protestors wearing masks! Honest!

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[–] [email protected] 172 points 3 days ago (9 children)

In a stand your ground state?

Haha, ok. Good luck, Attorney General James Uthmeier.

If an armed protestor shoots a driver who is driving at them with intent to cause bodily harm, they... Both have the right to possibly kill one another?

Driver has the green light. Gunman has the green light.

Cool, cool. Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Skin color, last name and political affiliation will determine who’s the victim and who’s the assailant

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That sounds like maximum USA . Two people not caring about the other, only thinking about themselves, and neither willing to just back off

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Childish Gambino is apparently a modern prophet

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

And people wonder why South Park stopped making episodes. The world of South Park is normal compared to this.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Fact check: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said drivers in his state are allowed to hit protesters if they feel as though their life is being threatened. So technically true. But still not great

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Using the “Kyle Rittenhouse” excuse!

“I was so fearful, that I drove from my house in IL to another state with a rifle and shot people because, “I feared for my life! Not like it was murder or anything!”

So now all MAGOTS are free range, hit em if you see them and feel threatened!! So in FL you can run someone over via the governor! So fucking dumb! I can’t even try to understand what is truly going on in America because no one can other than all the oligarchs and billionaires running the country/world!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which means the same as their ridiculous stand your ground law: right wing traitor lunatics will get away with actual crimes, and normal decent folks will get busted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which begs the question I've been asking for some time now: If someone tries to run someone over, and they respond by (non-fatally) shooting the driver, who gets arrested? (Assume both are white republicans).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To make matters more complicated the driver is homeless and living in their motorhome, so were they also attacked in their own home?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Florida has Castle Doctrine AND Stand Your Ground. Anybody comes into your home or vehicle, give them an overdose of lead.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In that case, I guess it's ok to splatter the folks protesting in front of planned parenthood?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I read that as Protestants and wondered how long Desantis had been a Fenian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

imagine hitting someone in the car, then the police arrive but dismiss you when they find out the person you hit is a Protestant

[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

"And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault for impinging on you."

He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult females, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”

EDIT: a word

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

No not those protests

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Weird. The more I look at DeSantis the more he looks like a protestor. Just me?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A state governor just authorized vehicle ramming attacks against probably his own citizens. Disgusting and disgraceful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He didn't "authorize" anything. That's not how laws or public policies are created. He's just bloviating like all MAGA Nazis. If it actually happened, the person would be prosecuted based on the law, and their defense of "The governor said it was okay!" would not be accepted by the judge.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Free speech is where people legally violently kill or injure you for speaking

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

“Have Right to Hit [liberal, democratic, equality-seeking, anti-fascist] Protesters With Cars [but not pro-fascist, talibangelical, NAZI demonstrators]”

The subtext is important.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This is just one more reason why there needs to be an organization participating in protest spaces specifically to provide armed security, same as Black Panthers provided security for civil rights protests.

People won't be so willing to drive into a crowd of protesters if the bloc has an armed perimeter.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What if we hit him with a car?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bear this in mind next time something like a unite the right or Jan 6 happens.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That means I have the right to put 9 rounds into the drivers seat before that happens.

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[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The Xitter post cheering the speech caught my attention, so I clicked through to the X user, "iAnonPatriot" and just have to say, wow.

It starts off with his bio image being literal hands goatse'ing through the virtual Matrix grid, and it only gets worse from that level of basic. Just a red-pill Nazi fever dream in feed form. 610K followers.

Videos of protestors getting abused are his favorite, apparently. One top one is police firing gas into apparently peaceful protestors. The protestor kicks it back, walks back and is just standing there doing nothing threatening, and then apparently gets shot with a rubber(?) bullet and lies motionless for a moment before someone picks him up and he walks off. The caption this guy gave is "HOLY SH*T Perfect shot.. 🤣🤣🤣". Anti-LGBTQ posts feature as well. General concentrated bile into a convenient feed.

So I guess this "influencer" is what Gen Z is getting fed by algorithms and told is normal day-in and day-out?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

He doesn't "say" that. This law was passed a while ago

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

De Santis may be a sack of shit but that doesn't justify the misleading headline in this case. He was giving a specific example of escaping "when a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you." DeSantis says so many outrageous things for real and pushes outrageous policies for real, there's no need to misquote him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At this point Republicans are just being idiots. They say whatever 1940s idiot shit pops into their head.

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