I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

Fun fact:

The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.

The why seems pretty clear.

Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it's good for the corn it's good for you.

I'm cool with idiots who don't know any better getting what's coming to them... but I'm not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.

Am i seeing this right, that you can buy raw milk in grocery stores? What the fuck?

Raw milk gets bad way to fast in order to sell it in a grocery store.

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave...

Crazy how if it was any democrat saying drink raw milk s/he would likely be accused of a conspiracy in which he is trying to spread bird flu so they can have another pandemic and vaccine manufacturers make money out of it. But when a republican says it, s/he is probably celebrated for using the wisdom of our grand grand parents.

Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

Maybe that would help.

I'm told that if you mix in some bleach, it'll "do a tremendous number" on the pathogens.

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

Is this why Mister Brain Worms wants to sell raw milk? So bird flu spreads since worms hate birds

It’s so bizarre to see this discussion play out on the basis of “health”

Because there is a legitimate discussion to be had about the economics of how milk pasteurization requirements have affected local dairy farms. How the unsanitary conditions of industrial scale milk production have made it a necessity. How marketing and corporate interests have shifted consumption patterns.

And yet these fucking dipshits have turned this in to “pasteurized milk personally harms you!” In grifter circles.

How screwed are we that we can’t talk about the complexities of how corporate farming practices have effected our food supplies with out couching it in terms of “health food”.

I cannot express how much I hate the term “health food”. There is no such fucking thing as a “health food”.

It makes me want to rip my hair out when these topics come up.

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.

For the other non scientists here is a good article explaining what "raw milk" is. https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/dangers-raw-milk-arise-bacteria

TLDR: they boil milk to nuke bacteria, "raw milk" is what they call milk that hasn't had that happen and is dangerous, especially considering recent events.

Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I'll send them a link.

Stop drinking milk not intended for you, problem solved. Go Vegan !

Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.

Food safety is communism!

Surely this is satire. One of you guys made this as a joke, right? Right?!?

So, I don't really understand the science, but my son is only able to drink raw milk. When he drinks normal milk, he has terrible stomach aches and mad diarrhea. When he drinks raw milk, it's all rainbows and butterflies. For reference, he's 3 and has been drinking the raw milk for around a year and a half. Also, the rest of the family had no issues drinking pasteurized milk. Maybe somebody smarter than me could explain why this is?

The more deadly pseudoscience that spreads the fewer conservatives there are in America, so I can't say I mind stuff like this too much.

There is a way. Just mix it with equal parts hard liquor.