Technology

More lies from a fraud

lol right. tesla cars can't even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.

It's irrelevant because I'm never buying anything that piece of shit touches.

I don't want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.

lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.

I ain't buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.

Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".

Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.

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No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.

Bullshit.

FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?

More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.

Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.

kinda like elon would put a man on mars in 10 years back in 2011.

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn't even met his vehicle yet and it's gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

It could happen, provided the cars are remotely piloted by a bunch of Indians.

Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.

And also, who doesn't want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.

Anytime Elon says anything about Tesla with a timeframe, you can guaran damn tee that it will not happen within that time frame.

Earnings call is today

Yet another lie.

The shareholders should sue.

He's always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper

But who's gonna fix your wall?

[ Doubt ]

He's lying again.

Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.

Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they're pulled?

Infinite is valid all things considered.

Add it to the list

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MY new Tesla? Doubt it. Considering I'm unemployed due to this clown administration and I don't tend to upgrade much of anything, let alone a vehicle, unless/until the old one no longer functions.

[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.

'this year'

Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.